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Michael Colpitts

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I love movies.

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99% of them

28.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Either way, I hope they at least fix the look of Hatchet II. I know it was shot digitally, unlike the first one, but the Blu-ray has an overly processed video look. Green claims the master doesn't look that way.

28.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This movie rules!

27.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When The Shape gets you in the Atari 2600 Halloween game, you run around for a few seconds without a head, blood spurting out of your neck stump.

Also, the theme song sounds killer with that Atari sound quality.

27.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and long hair is standing in front of palm trees . ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is standing in front of palm trees .

Listening to the Nonpoint cover of "In the Air Tonight" and wondering when that Shout! 4K of Miami Vice is gonna hit.

25.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've surpassed me on the Pearl Jam front. I think I'm only at 16 or 17.

24.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a crazy thought, but you should do a podcast about them. Maybe a book club of some sort.

24.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

22.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes, the Spielberg TV movie that still alludes me.

21.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gah! I'm pretty sure I knew that, too.

19.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In all seriousness though, Farts of Darkness is a great making-of doc.

19.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this on PS2. Fun Batman game.

18.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Pulp Fiction’ Writer Says It Was β€˜Impossible’ to Get His Movies Made Until He Started an AI Production Company: β€˜Just Put AI in Front of It and All of a Sudden You’re in Production on Three Features’ 'Pulp Fiction' writer Roger Avary says it was 'impossible' to get his movies made until he started an AI production company.

Fuck off.

'Pulp Fiction' Writer Says He Couldn't Sell Movies Until He Used AI share.google/vOF8QxSNoLCi...

16.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star Wars Fan: "Oh, God, the Tucker fans are at it again. They're such a toxic fanbase."

13.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They had to shut it down because they couldn't handle all the rowdy Tucker fans coming every night.

13.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, especially in the graphics department.

13.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the commercials for Dracula. They used footage from the Sega CD version, and I was very disappointed when I played the SNES one instead.

13.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 13 year old, who had previously seen Hot Rod and liked it, watched Popstar on Saturday and now she's OBSESSED with The Lonely Island. Listening to the songs on repeat. Watching all of the shorts on YouTube. And she's desperate to get us to spend close to $100 for the Dick in a Box Funko set.

12.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
YouTube video by ThePandemicLight Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario

The greatest YouTube video of all-time...

10.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm with you on this. All of these AI / aggregate sites always have these clickbait headlines where every movie on Netflix is a Netflix Movie. Drives me nuts.

07.02.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm... I wasn't following you on Letterboxd. I have rectified that.

03.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building and says `` sound good ? '' ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building and says `` sound good ? ''

Carve swastikas into these motherfuckers' foreheads.

01.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Americans recount living through the deadly winter storm: β€˜There was ice in the toilets’ With hundreds of thousands of homes still without power, we spoke to residents affected, many confined indoors

To be fair, ICE has been in the toilets since its inception.

30.01.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I recall correctly, by the time this series wraps up it takes place in 2000 or something like that.

30.01.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That scene was very out of place for a kids film.

27.01.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the better Crosleys. You can actually upgrade the stylus cartridge on that one!

23.01.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What brand is the turntable?

23.01.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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January is back!!

22.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously, where's the God damn Death Note book when you need it?

21.01.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Shield finale ended with Vic Mackey confessing to all of his crimes, and then the people to whom he confessed were like "He's perfect for ICE".

20.01.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0