Jeff Schultz

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Connor Storrie Monologue - SNL

SNL can read the room.
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We will reset your sobriety date. Welcome back.

So basically nobody would collect on their bet.

I'm not certain that this is @theonion.com

Donald Trump is once again sidestepping the Constitution and once again failing to explain why he’s taking us into another war.

Americans asked for affordable housing and health care, not another potentially endless conflict.

God protect our troops.

Opinion | Trump’s Attack on Iran is Reckless

Attempts to distract have escalated.

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The Hawks honoring the Magic City strip club isn’t really worth your outrage The Atlanta strip club has been central to the music scene in the city. And the Hawks themselves have longstanding ties to the venue.

Outrage? No. But bizarre, yes. Not sure about the messaging. But interesting read as Hawks and Jami Gertz attempt to justify it.
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Falcons fire LaTroy Lewis amid investigation into sexual assault allegations while at Michigan Lewis, who coached at Michigan from 2022 to 2025, was hired by the Falcons earlier this month.

This story was updated last night. Would sure like to know who on Falcons’ staff vouched for this POS.
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New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues.

In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

Falcons fire LaTroy Lewis amid investigation into sexual assault allegations while at Michigan Lewis, who coached at Michigan from 2022 to 2025, was hired by the Falcons earlier this month.

Here's the (3-byline) @theathletic.com story on LaTroy Lewis.
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What I heard about the Atlanta Falcons at the NFL Scouting Combine Reading the tea leaves, it seems the Falcons might be playing 2026 without linebacker Kaden Elliss and wide receiver Darnell Mooney.

A lot of good stuff in here from @joshkendall.bsky.social:
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What I heard about the Atlanta Falcons at the NFL Scouting Combine Reading the tea leaves, it seems the Falcons might be playing 2026 without linebacker Kaden Elliss and wide receiver Darnell Mooney.

What I heard about the Atlanta Falcons at the NFL Scouting Combine www.nytimes.com/athletic/707...

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Welcome to the Shit-Hits-The-Fan-Offseason: The Falcons have dismissed assistant DL coach LaTroy Lewis. Fully expecteed. Here's why (not an easy read). (Sorry, it's a Twitter link):
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I believe he had that opportunity hah.

Kirk Cousins wants another raise.

True. But he was largely panned for the offense. And no offense works with bad quarterbacks. Now if we want to put the Desmond Ridder decision partly on him, that's fine. I lean toward Terry Fontenot for most personnel issues.

NFLPA 2026 report cards: See the results for all 32 teams See the results of the NFL Players Association's 2026 report cards for all 32 teams.

For as much as many Falcons' fans and some media types love to bash former head coach Arthur Smith, it's worth noting he was given a B+ as OC by Steelers' players.
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By not adding another established starter to the rotation, the Braves are taking a big chance With the staff's durability in question, one more injury to a key rotation arm could be monumental for the Braves.

"Alex Anthopoulos isn’t just playing with fire when it comes to his starting rotation. He’s staring at flames that already are starting to flicker, and risking the Braves’ season going up in smoke."
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social
Yep.
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Very happy for these talented folks who had their careers interrupted by a spineless weasel, and a smart set of hires by the @theathletic.com. Hoping other Post victims also land on their feet soon.

Yeah I saw the original story earlier. I correctly assumed this was another interview

I’ll delete just in case

Of all the reasons why you’re a horrible person, this moves to No. 1.

Didn’t realize Charlie Weis ever read a book.

You are a nice person. But I've been told not to look you in the eyes, and I see why.

End of Falcons’ Kirk Cousins era signals failure of team’s once-grand quarterback plan With Cousins on the way out and Michael Penix Jr. still rehabbing, the Falcons have more questions than answers at quarterback.

The previous regime isn't around to catch flack for this. Consider that their career highlight.
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Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump

NEW: The New York Times confirms my reporting that the DOJ is withholding several FBI interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her as a child

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...

Amy for President. Or at least Commissioner.

Greatest North Dakota State quarterback since Carson Wentz and Trey Lance. They're having a buy one, get two free sale.