jawnuhthun rahool

Listen BH may have been an asshole but when he said that Lana Del Rey makes him feel closer to heaven he was on to something cause I basically started crying in my car after the first couple of lines of Love Song

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

WAIT THERES TWO OF THEM AND ONE IS WEARING A COWBOY HAT

Bro in Zac Bryan shirt: listen I know he just played here tonight but what are you doing

Man I need more butch lesbians in my life.

Yo homeboy in a one piece baseball tee can HANG

Gay clubs are dumb. No one has complimented my Poppy shirt.

Forget outfit judging at the scene concert, imma start doing this at the gay club. You go, man wearing Roca wear Canadian tuxedo.

Julia wolf, or as I call her, Abby Holliday on Linkin Park

> @benstiller.redhour.com

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,

Minnesota is mourning the loss of Sergeant First Class Nicole M. Amor of White Bear Lake who was killed in Kuwait on Sunday.

She answered the call to serve and gave her life in service to our state and nation. Minnesotans are wrapping our arms around her loved ones.

*crossing the streams voice* the Spurs are putting up Dems in Special Elections margins against the Sixers right now

27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Student (walks into my classroom): "You're listening to Mitski? Is everything okay?"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A DUET WITH GRACIE ABRAMS CALLED BADLANDS

more partner reskeeting

could a dying empire do THIS

Me: (logs in, codes a quick website, sends a press request for exclusive interview)

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single living breathing soul:

Mitski: HERE'S AN ALBUM ABOUT MY MOTHERFUCKING CATS

The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.