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fucked up in the crib eating gerber’s

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bailiff: all flies

28.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

30.12.2025 18:28 — 👍 4768    🔁 750    💬 55    📌 24

out: tattoos
in: dipping yourself in hot vinegar water and food coloring like an easter egg

25.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new hair trend forecast: business on the left party on the right

18.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes 😔

18.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dropping out of law school à la spencer shay

15.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

being a hot guy named Trevor is diabolical — what is this, 2003?

12.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if this gets 1000 likes I’m legally changing my last name to Cranberry

08.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a cat dressed in a suit at the kitchen table with a teacup and saucer and the newspaper. the caption reads: "I should immersion blender more things."

a cat dressed in a suit at the kitchen table with a teacup and saucer and the newspaper. the caption reads: "I should immersion blender more things."

25.01.2026 23:47 — 👍 506    🔁 34    💬 15    📌 1

sure she’s a bitch, but can you blame her?

19.01.2026 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a beatles guy now sorry

07.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve watched enough derry girls to give my inner monologue an irish accent

04.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it only took almost a decades worth of flights for me to like biscoff

30.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no feeling better than waving at a baby and the baby waving back 🥹🥹🥹

27.12.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

merry christmas here’s a framed printout of all your worst tweets from when you were 19

25.12.2025 04:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m kinda loving kim k’s girlboss lawyer show and it’s probably because I’m fucked in the head

10.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
WikiHow webpage titled “How to Change Your Whole Personality”

WikiHow webpage titled “How to Change Your Whole Personality”

doing some research for my new year’s resolution!

04.12.2025 13:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing

Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/

27.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 3361    🔁 416    💬 38    📌 49
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Okay but is he just wearing a nipple cover under a thin shirt

21.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this just in: I’m dumber than I realized

20.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

titty/titty vision

19.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t believe the title wasn’t “now you 3 me”

17.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my ass? fatter. my enemies? sadder.

14.11.2025 21:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

insane that I know so much about the us constitution now that shit’s for nerds

03.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting high and missing the charm of the Southwest

01.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may look like a girl who poops but I’m most definitely a bitch who shits

30.10.2025 17:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

spugedi

28.10.2025 09:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as per my last email, you worthless piece of shit

28.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unsure whether to leave (the country or this lifetime)

24.10.2025 23:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0