Camel Works, Part Time

Still kinda want to see this...

The perfect actor doesn't exi...

I was wondering why @fiorellolaguardia212.bsky.social was trying to message me. Something about a Keymaster?

Is... Is this available in Australia at all?!?

Draw me like one of your French girls... Except I'm Australian... And also a Camel...

So, I've always wondered... Where is the fanart depicting me as some anthropomorphic camel wearing traditional Khajiiti armor?

*wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

If Nazeem were Khajiit...

But can I make a five hour lore video about it?
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Because I'm pretty sure I really, really want to make a five hour lore video out of it...

Sorry I've been quiet. I wasn't kidding about that seven hour Curating Curious Curiosities video about everyone's #1 Skyrim Romantic Fantastic Lover: Nazeem...

Greatness takes time, people...

There aren't many moments when I'm not, if I'm honest...

Or the way I look at Todd Howard, same difference...

Doing a dramatic reading of The Lusty Argonian Maid at a pop-up Elder Scrolls fan event somewhere in Sydney tonight. IYKYK. If you don't, well... Cameras aren't allowed past coat check, so you're just gonna have to use your imagination...

You've heard of The Internet, right?

OK, why is there suddenly an influx of more spicy content in my Discover tab? Did I accidentally like some FanArt I shouldn't have?

After a long day in the editing bay, recording voiceovers and painstakingly splicing together all the b-roll, my brain is pretty much shot. That's why I like to relax and unwind with a nice warm cup of Jesus, what the fuck have I done with my life?

Welcome to my every day...

15 Million People - Only One Camel.

It's a brave new world...

OK, how about this: I will make a 7 hour Curating Curious Curiosities video about Nazeem and post it directly to your page.

I mean, yes: I'm threatening you (and myself) with a good time, but still... Right?

By Azura! By Azura!

I keep having this recurring dream where I'm a handsome, popular American man living in the midwest...

And then I wake up and realize that I'm still me. Maybe next time...

If you see this, post a concert picture you took

Still not as long as one of my Curating Curious Curiosities videos.

Makes more grammatical sense, though...

Ohm my...

Amateur. You know how long Zhakaron has been beefing with Todd Howard over a fucking compass?

I feel the same way about pets dot com commercials...

Am... Am I allowed to post Shin Bible Black GIFs?!? o.O

RTX: On!

I thought about getting into the whole digital currency space with my very own CamelToken, but... Well, you may notice that the jokes just kinda started writing themselves, so I immediately abandoned the idea....

Think I'ma go'n get me a big ol' pretzel...