Matt Van Slyke

Two Loafs One Dough
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Sourdough in a loaf pan with rolled oats / sourdough in a Dutch oven with Everything But the Bagel
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#sourdough #everythingbutthebagel #homemadebread

Ovenly Sourdough Halo
#sourdough #homemadebread #fermentedfoods

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop, the Sourdough Must Feed

#sourdough #sourdoughmonster #needtofeed

If Rubies had a Flavor, It Might as Well Be This

#tastewhatyouseeonthescreen #willywonkawasontosomething #delightyourtongue #calmdownmatt #sourdough #creamcheese #chiveandonioncreamcheese #everythingbutthebagel #kingarthurbaking #thepowerofflour #hashtagsarestillathingright #facetious

Freshly Baked, a Lightly Floral Take

#imakethebread #icutthebread #ieatthebread #youseethebread #hashtagsaremeaninglessbutohwell #ihashtaganyway #sourdough #homemadebread

Might Be Getting Carraway’d with all the Sourdough

#homemade #sourdough #whatsthepoint #whocares #icarethatswho #breadisawesome #lookatallmyshit #payattentiontomehuman #iloveyou

Sourdough bread loaf, cut in half and stacked artistically for a sourdough fashion show.

Loafin a Round

#sourdough #homemade #loafinaround🍞 #foodporn

Fill your mouth with all this umami!!

#homemade #dinner #foodporn

Increase the Sourdrama!!

#sourdough #fermentedfoods #homemadebread

Back on that Sour Note

#sourdough #fermented #homemade

Litrly LOL. I was just jokingly continuing the thought through. I happen to enjoy calling people testicles instead of pussies because of a joke about it, and this just reminded me of the joke. I’m making a joking suggestion, not policing tone, so, thanks for looking out, but not needed in this case.

“We’re testicles, son” much better than “pussies.” Shockingly and hilariously different, not misogynistic sounding, and far more accurate when used in an anatomical sense.