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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. ๐ŸŒ’ DC = ๐Ÿ 

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THIS ENERGY PLZ ๐Ÿ†

01.03.2026 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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anyway hail satan

01.03.2026 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

01.03.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Someone should definitely take a nap with me....

01.03.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha thank you babe.

01.03.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค

01.03.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, it looks like a mouthful for even a normal sized mouth. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹

01.03.2026 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao what even was that

01.03.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s so funnnn! Iโ€™m seeing her this week!

01.03.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if this gaslighting works on you, you deserve whatever fate befalls you as a result of this fascist regime

01.03.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Currently perusing terrible wigs by watching Return to Silent Hill.

01.03.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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lookinโ€™ great!

01.03.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New tattoo day! Got badass Appalachian Kentuckian Lois Scott, who helped organize coal minersโ€™ wives during strikes in the 70s and always brought the heat in her bra.

28.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh cool! Iโ€™m getting one today too!

28.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Mario voice* here we go!

28.02.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4755    ๐Ÿ” 590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

28.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See a hole, post a hole

28.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a monster assembling his own axis of evil who want to kill babies in their quest for wars of real estate. He needs to be impeached the second you can do it.

28.02.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7360    ๐Ÿ” 1179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16865    ๐Ÿ” 6523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 462    ๐Ÿ“Œ 550
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More of Peaches from last night! ๐Ÿ˜

28.02.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matthew Lillard is a joy and a treasure of a human being even as he chose The Castle of Fu Manchu as one of the episodes for the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon (oh, c'mon, I *HAD* to, I kid because I love!)

28.02.2026 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ready for you to slide in. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

25.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 887    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‹

22.12.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 178    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tbh i understand maura i fear

27.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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PEACHES.

28.02.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is your fucking sign to see Peaches live.

28.02.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean thatโ€™s not where my eyes gravitated towards

28.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

27.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0