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Brent, a vessel for microplastics 🔬

@slurmqueen.bsky.social

The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒 DC = 🏠

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Post image 03.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah yes but I didn't have to walk a mile each way.

03.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime you get a voice in your head telling you you're not good enough or whatever, just imagine Trump or RFK saying the same to you and react how you'd react that way. Usually with me it's a "Fuck you, I'll do what I want."

03.03.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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jtkdnsnjandndjsbfb djdnwjrijr GUYS GUYs the dude who wrote the "in defense of effeminate gay guys" in The Atlantic wrote a column about how his opinions are too bad for AA, a concept that I have until this moment never even briefly entertained the possibility of, I'm freaking out

03.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

The Atlantic be Atlanticing

03.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently they are making a game of thrones movie. When will IP slop era end.

03.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🫡 yes sir

03.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cannot wait for the video this guy has to release to make up for this one

03.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 335    🔁 15    💬 15    📌 6

Ah yes, the bravery of the Republican who is no longer running for re-election. Profiles in courage!

03.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screencap from the movie Bubba Hotep showing the characters of Elvis and John F Kennedy in a hallway looking badass

Screencap from the movie Bubba Hotep showing the characters of Elvis and John F Kennedy in a hallway looking badass

Now is a good time to watch Bubba Hotep

03.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 53    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1
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I'm covering it so that means it's censored and totally appropriate

03.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 53    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Fuck cancer.

03.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It do be fat

03.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Impeach the Cheeto but wow what a woman! ♀️💪" shenanigans

03.03.2026 02:13 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They just be sayin’ things

02.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Guillotines.

02.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

oh great

02.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 2109    🔁 201    💬 97    📌 2

The 9% of Democrats are all in House and Senate leadership.

02.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

40% of Republicans supported attacking Iran last week. Now it’s 81%. The dumbest people on the planet.

02.03.2026 20:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Uber Pool caused Covid

02.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am sure @jaketapper.bsky.social is very VERY concerned about this.

02.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to see it

02.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When it finally happens:

02.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i want to go to there

02.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i see y’all posting your singlets and i just love a bandwagon to jump on

02.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 1767    🔁 100    💬 54    📌 3

When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl." The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But that lead girl is NOT up to you. Now you will see me 1 more time, if you do good. You will see me 2 more times, if you do bad. Good night.

02.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

VOTE YES

02.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe he started shaking hands with his neck

02.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

😍

02.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just looked out my window and cursed the sky

02.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0