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The Dolores Claiborne of BlueSky. 🌒 DC = 🏠

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08.03.2026 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i had no idea fuck the pain away was a recording of a live performance but now the woo makes more sense

08.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
updated leon crop top lower back tattoo for resident evil requiem

updated leon crop top lower back tattoo for resident evil requiem

thrilled to inform you that a leon crop top lower back tattoo mod finally dropped for resident evil requiem last night at 9:08pm

08.03.2026 15:22 — 👍 271    🔁 38    💬 15    📌 1

“He’s the type of person who’d become Slimer after he dies.”

08.03.2026 07:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you, in another decade

2013 diet that was probably in hindsight an eating disorder era.

08.03.2026 05:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

holy fuck its john pork

13.01.2026 13:36 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Conservative men are inherently submissive and crave humiliation

08.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Hot take: younger gays are predators to older gays more than the other way around

07.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

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07.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

let’s watch Coherence and then talk about it and then kiss

07.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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oh.

07.03.2026 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MEDIAI 'Sorry! I Don't Hate It!' Bill Maher Praises Trump's War Tommy Christopher 843 comments

MEDIAI 'Sorry! I Don't Hate It!' Bill Maher Praises Trump's War Tommy Christopher 843 comments

Republican agrees with Republicans. News at 11.

07.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s incredible how many fictional creatures are capable of human six-packs

07.03.2026 15:26 — 👍 894    🔁 86    💬 42    📌 20
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Heel 2025 • DIRECTED BY Jan Komasa • TRAILER 110 mins HEEL SOME PEOPLE ONLY LEARN THE HARD WAY. Tommy, a volatile 19-year-old, revels in drugs, parties and violence. After getting separated from his friends on a drunken bender, he is abducted by a shadowy figure. He wakes to find himself imprisoned in the basement of a remote Yorkshire house, inhabited by a very strange family. But what unfolds is not what he could possibly expect.

Heel 2025 • DIRECTED BY Jan Komasa • TRAILER 110 mins HEEL SOME PEOPLE ONLY LEARN THE HARD WAY. Tommy, a volatile 19-year-old, revels in drugs, parties and violence. After getting separated from his friends on a drunken bender, he is abducted by a shadowy figure. He wakes to find himself imprisoned in the basement of a remote Yorkshire house, inhabited by a very strange family. But what unfolds is not what he could possibly expect.

Insane good movie.

07.03.2026 06:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CTE Music Factory

07.03.2026 06:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a black car is driving down a street with the words on my way written on the side ALT: a black car is driving down a street with the words on my way written on the side
07.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute fucking sociopath.

07.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

This is so big that I see it and screamed 😆

07.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
red shirt with glittery letters saying Fernwood 2Night

red shirt with glittery letters saying Fernwood 2Night

it’s called fashion, sweaty 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

07.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taco Bell
Live Más Live
Night at the Palladium

07.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Fat Cock Friday y’all 😉

06.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 591    🔁 54    💬 14    📌 1

This 100% confirms the "everyone is 12" theory. But also, this absolutely appeals to the type of sad, grievance-filled, peaked-in-high-school demographic that got us into this mess.

06.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

But bankers have no fear of being cancelled!

06.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If we had a fully functioning Democratic Party they could hang this around their nicks! Alas….

06.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
06.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My throat feels so empty tbh

06.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

your eyes are as good as rolled back

06.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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On the off chance anyone gay here is spicy on snap. 😈

06.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0