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tbh ? the original story of a christmas carol fucks. i love that one of our most enduring christmas myths is telling rich people that they need to fix their hearts or die

I once played an entire session where only 3 or 4 of my rolls weren't nat 1s 😂😅😭

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A set of 8 gaming dice arranged in a circle with the D20 in the center. Each die is a different color of the rainbow and made to look like frosted seaglass in colors of red, yellows, greens and blues. The die are all more crystal shard shaped than the average gaming set. The next above the dice reads “Giveaway! Prismatic Sea Glass Set”.

All 8 pieces of the dice lined up in raindow order starting with the red D20.

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A set of Blue Sky Hymnal Dice on a white background. The dice are clear and a transparent blue with an etched impression of a cloud in the center. The numbers on the die are white.

A single d8 from the Blue Sky Hymnal set. The dice is clear and a transparent blue with an etched impression of a cloud in the center.

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people should be able to list their landlords as a dependant on their taxes

but I don't *want* to be teach my brain that rejection is something it can survive
I *want* to be extremely aloof and make people come to me so I never have to be vulnerable

I do not believe that I'm emotionally prepared for cny

Pint of Van Leeuwen french ice cream, limited edition Kraft Mac & Cheese flavoured. The blue of the pint is the same as the blue of the boxed pasta.

I would like to submit this ice cream for the same category, with the report that somehow it tasted accurate but also it was good???

Turn off the lights in every room / sit in the inner hallway of the house / away from the windows / stay away from the stove / stop thinking about making black tea / have a bottle of water nearby / big enough to cool down / children's fear / get a child's kindergarten backpack and stuff / tiny toys and whatever amount of money there is / and the ID cards / and photos of late grandparents, aunts, or uncles / and the grandparents' wedding invitation that's been kept for a long time / and if you are a farmer, you should put some strawberry seeds / in one pocket / and some soil from / the balcony flowerpot in the other / and hold on tight / to whatever number there was / on the cake / from the last birthday.

“What a Gazan Should Do During an Israeli Air Strike” by Mosab Abu Toha:

maybe you're having a mildly shitty night like me, if so please help yourself to this little guy (the dumbo octopus), who cheered me up tonight

The fantasy of a white woman who is so Chinese she has the “right” to be a Chinese book author is at best white guilt self-soothing.

The reality is being white is what guarantees you to success in the white supremacist world we live in, not whatever work you put in to earn it.

“Noodles are tasty”: The economic implications behind race and cultural appropriation in food me... Discussing cultural appreciation and appropriation is also about broader questions of who can get a platform to share food — and who profits.

I am tired but I want to address the whole “white woman adopted by Chinese family and grew up studying art of noodles” lie, which first of all, is hilarious, but also, is represents this fallacy that white people can do enough work to deserve to profit off of ethnic culture.

My hot take today is that we should stop proving to racists how good our food is because their opinion about what good food is doesn’t matter.

This is one of the most incredible, heartbreaking articles I've read this year: www.themarshallproject.org/2023/08/31/d...

three candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs, each a different size, in a pot of candy corn.

If the memes are gonna go around, I'm gonna make money off them! Candy Corn Buttplugs are back to ruin the days of prudes and candy corn haters!

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cool thing about love being real is that is completely unbiased. love weaves its way through all things whether you believe in it or not. it does not favor you or despise you or cherish you. it just is, like air or water or gravity. always hangin around us, offering winks.

Noticed your money isn't going as far these days? Still want a dildo?

NoFrillDos are the same 24 bucks they've always been.

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Tangentially, honoring people by putting your suffering on display is otherwise known as emotional blackmail.

People who mistaken suffering for more than what it is especially need to hear this.

Because suffering does not yield higher quality nor represent virtue, if you suffer for suffering’s sake nothing actually comes of it beyond you falling apart.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sacrificing your mental health for the pursuit of your art at all costs isn't it.

It's okay to take breaks. It's okay to set it aside. It's okay to live and focus on yourself and not the work.

You are not a renewable resource.

Headline: For 100-year-old men in Italy and Costa Rica the key to a long life is quiet quitting — and always making time for happy hour

Holy shit it’s not “quiet quitting” it’s called not being worked to death

Too late

no phone I do not want to type yoy I have never in the history of existence wanted to type yoy and I absolutely never ever want to type yoy stop fucking making me type yoy!!

Screenshot of an Amazon listing for a six foot inflatable of two concerningly horny skeletons making sensual skeleton love

What I need the neighborhood trick-or-treaters to know, first and foremost, is that in this house, THE 👏 SKELETONS 👏 FUCK

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Hey friends. I'm sure you saw that I've been hunting for work high and low and unfortunately sometimes freelance life is really unforgiving as I didn't really get much luck with getting funds together for the month and therefore I cannot make my rent of $860.
I need help.