Donald Gibson

It’s gonna be really jarring when the first of you gasbags gets grabbed and drug away for being a little too tan or whatnot… Screaming “but I’m a citizen!!” to the unhearing and uncaring mob you cheered on.

Conservative on radio yelling:

“People can’t understand that you WANT stocks falling. You should laugh at any friends pulling money out.”

Turn to NPR - in need of vigilant truth-telling:

“There are no confusing characters to follow. Just stunning footage of exotic birds”

Of course we always lose

Anyone else suspect that Aaron Rodgers is holding out to sign as new Pope?

I LIKE the right wing Tesla stanning.

I’m looking forward to a 2026 uptick in Cybertrucks needing towed because Glenn and the boys tried to take it muddin’.

The hurt/disappointed looks when they realize how little scrap copper will fit in that 1917 rolltop desk.

I’m for this movement 100%.

Good of you to state directly what it takes to control you. Coward.

I don’t envy the military today

It seems a moment is coming where you will be told that we - your friends, neighbors, fellow citizens, folks who buy you a drink & say, “Thank you for your service” - Are the enemy you’re being deployed to attack.

And you’re going to have a hard decision to make.

Didn’t think so.

So.. like. Anyone got a plan?

🛡️🛡️👶🏻🛡️

“This sure wasn’t on my bingo card!” Cries the impotent Social Media liberal… As the government-sanctioned thugs drag them from their home and bludgeon them to death next to their own “Love is love” sign.

Gulf of Gwar sounds pretty badass.

No matter what system of universal justice anyone believes in, one unifying factor in just about any dogma seems to be that you cannot do harm, passively or actively, with impunity. And if you’re currently trying to walk that line, I’d like to be very clear…You. Are. My. Enemy

But please stop pretending to be shocked or indignant by these sentiments. Likewise, quit pulling out the “We shouldn’t hate each other over politics” nonsense. It’s not a favorite color or a sports team.

This is only my tightest circle. The list of casual cruelties that are striking at so many are legion, and I don’t have the late-night thumb energy to go through it all.

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I have a 2-year-old daughter -
If you are fine with a world that tells her she is limited, that she is not the sole owner of her own physical autonomy, or that she need live scared because she no longer has protections from the ugliest of human impulses that may be forced on her - You are my enemy.

I have a pansexual spouse -
If you support an administration that seeks to limit the scope of recognized love and self to a narrow, antiquated margin… at great cost to the mental and physical safety of her and many others - You are my enemy

I have a son in High School-
If you support insane dreams of imperialism and reckless actions that threaten to draw a generation of fledgling adults into violent confrontation. - You are my enemy.

I have a son with an autistic diagnosis -
If you support policies that intend to reduce critical care and systems he will need in order to feel normal and on pace in his scholastics/life -You are my enemy.

Every day we are losing stunning amounts of ground that it will take decades of hard struggle to get back… And nobody does anything.

Top 3 distractions the gov’t utilizes so we don’t look at their actions:

3.) Shit the stupid shit says. The bigger & dumber, the more we gawk

2.) Folks pretending to try & kill the stupid shit

1.) The physical comedy of Mitch McConnell. If Mitch going full Chris Farley, you know bad shit coming

Elon: “God damn I wish I could get into the SS.”

Gov’t: “Oh? You want access to Social Security info? Here!”

Elon: “Right…Yes. Social Security.”

I would rather be objectively unsuccessful than the kind of insufferable jerkoff who reads self-help books & flexes on their “hustle”. Saying, “There’s always a million reasons not to make it happen!” & other things that make people wanna punch you.

Who is this love-letter to inaction meant for, Chuck. If you’re not the front goddamn line against this maniac, then who the fuck is?!

Even the simplest layup of a human moment is impossible for him. Just 1000 layers of cruelty stitched into an ill-fitting Big Lots bag…. And this is your guy?

🎶“Come on, rest your body, baby, hear the ocean.

Close your eyes and picture that tidal motion.

Snoozing and imagining the beach erosion.

Hide your snoring with some really boring ocean tones.”🎶

-Miami White Noise Machine

“Keep fighting back!”

Fucking how, bro?
#welost

Just a woman getting an iud because she is afraid that she won’t be able to get an abortion if she gets r*ped. #thisisamerica

Normalize using Ouija boards to ask Macho Man Randy Savage why he spent 30 years coming out to the graduation song. 🕶️💪🎓

Lie in court and it’s a crime.
Lie about what a product does on a commercial and it’s a crime.

Lie directly to obtain political office/incredible authority and it’s just a shrug. “Whattaya gonna do?”