🍉🍍Bromez Chaddams🍍🍉

Oh right the cat thinks it's breakfast time at 5:50 am now...

I'll give him half

The Coca-Cola Company Relaunches Mr. Pibb The picture is for 2 new cans of Mr Pibb and Mr Pibb zero sugar. pibb is stylized as P!BB on the can, and there's a sort of zigzag pattern in the background (red on dark red for the regular and red on black for the zero sugar)

Absolutely massive, earth shattering news here

Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you

40 ish years of data now for puberty blockers being mostly problem free. No fucking idea about the risks of ozempic etc. but you crack on because hey nothings worse than being fat and ugly eh?

watched the end of game 7 from canada and at the end of game canadian tv cut to a literal child crying in blue jays swag

After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers

I do love how every baseball game lately has been like “we are in inning 19. Everyone wants this to end. There is no joy to experience anymore. Can’t wait for the next game in 9 hours”

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

Have the Brooklyn dodgers killed

As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

If you are a Dodgers fan, you are lower than dogshit to me

finally. baseball is over. we can only hope it has been defeated forever

It’s official, Canada has to keep Drake.

I missed the world series did anyone hit the baby?

Remember: whoever scores the winning run gets to take the first bite out of the baseball and enjoy the fresh juices running down his chin

I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”

Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”

I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Congratulations/I'm sorry

This is Drake’s fault

Never watching sports again I'll tell you that much

these teams have been together long enough they should just get married and make honest men out of each other

I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME LOUISA

Yamamoto must have nerves of steel

they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

Bam Bam please do the thing

"So the longer it goes on, the worse everyone gets, which makes it go on even longer?"

Kevin: "yes"

Me: "what a terrible sport"

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

If they're still in extra innings when the time change happens, we all go to the warp zone