Ben Kelly

Former winner Luis Suarez stood to his left there too

Exactly. Desperately want to poke fun and laugh with the rest of the world but I can’t. Doesn’t help that I live in Tottenham!

Lovely goal that. Can we enjoy this now?

Causing our own issues with the default back passes

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Definitely feels like there’s not enough AI in this plan.

Thought Bruno Fernandes refereed really well last night. Communicated well with the other officials. Real clarity in what he wanted

How many times am I gonna watch our defenders get outpaced on the break at home. You need at least one guy with some pace on the halfway line.

Football eating itself no. 942
Kids can’t go to evening games. No matchday habit established. Becomes a tv and tourist sport.

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As an ‘anyone but tories’ turned ‘anyone but reform’ voter, I do wish they’d only campaign like this when it actually meant something (e.g labour had no chance). It should be too important to all of them not to get reform to risk splitting votes the wrong way.

Moyes apologies accepted in any form, Written, email or page. He's turned water into wine there. 20 pts up in a calendar year from last year #Progress

Hope he plays for us again and smashes it. Particularly at Selhurst Park!

This is unacceptable from Palace.

Like Cenk Tosin all over again

Didn’t we buy him first that though?

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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Very happy for the big man. Betooooo

I’m in a minority of two (with moysey) on the four centre backs thing. Away from home. Sit deep. Bully them. We’ll see.

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The massive amount of people leaving on 35 mins and coming back on 55 mins and then leaving on 85 mins don’t help. Half time they need to announce the game is kicking off. Full time everyone needs to chill out about the transport it’s no worse than Goodison overall. Close enough to walk into town.

Big mistake blocking Burnham. Surely he can just step down being from mayor anyway? What then?

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Everton’s remaining PL home games
Monday night Jan 26 Leeds
Tuesday night Feb 10 Bournemouth
Monday night Feb 23 Man Utd
Tuesday night Mar 3 Burnley
Saturday night Mar 21 Chelsea
There are only 2 Saturday 3pms currently left on the fixtures -
Liverpool
Man City
The Derby won’t be Sat 3pm.
City?

Disappointing about Grealish. Very Everton… but we are safe and out of the cups. European football prob too soon for us. Gives us a chance to play some other players and maybe knocks a bit off the fee if we can get him in next year.

What a miss! The game that keeps on giving. What next?

Worldy! Football eh. Unbelievable

That is tremendous