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@slowbird.bsky.social

i will cry every day until someone gives me a ford gt please it's my only wish

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tfw gran turismo 2 gives you the same SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON, SUPER BON BON SUPER BON BON the same song for two endurance races in a row

10.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This deal guarantees that we can lose AGAIN in a couple months. Not just now. We can keep losing every month or so! And for that reason, I have to vote for it"

10.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Richest country in the history of the world. Btw sorry about your cancer we totally know how to treat but you gotta die penniless in a gutter because you aren’t one of the twenty people we’ve decided to dig up all the riches of the earth for. Also we’ll murder your orphans if they’re gay btw

10.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 496    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

there is, iirc, but i don't remember why

10.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hot take: general tso's chicken is good, but the sauce tastes bad on rice. they should never serve it with the chicken on top of the rice or mixing together in the takeout container.

10.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mamdami is going to implement Shart law. every time you fart you have to go to the bathroom to make sure there was no leakage.

(me, to myself while typing this: im about to make the worst post of all time)

09.11.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
"if I had faster cars i could be a happier person." nascar champion kyle busch

"if I had faster cars i could be a happier person." nascar champion kyle busch

09.11.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle's mayoral race will end up quite close; that could make 'challenged' ballots that had some issue key to resolving the race.

WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.)

Info from the county:

08.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
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A group of otters is called:

A. A bevy
B. A romp
C. Adorable
D. All of the above

07.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
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Daily Oshawott 1035. Wott thanks you for returning his shell.

#pokemon

07.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

07.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13720    πŸ” 6912    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 101

depressed dog girl keeps eating chocolate and getting mad when it doesn't poison her

06.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country (HQ,HD)
YouTube video by Knallkopf K Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country (HQ,HD)

youtu.be/dsuln1LKbzk?...

05.11.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy [Official Music Video]

youtu.be/Fi_GN1pHCVc?...

05.11.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im going extremely insane

05.11.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade (Full Album)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade (Full Album)

Source: YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWC...

05.11.2025 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i had a nickel for every time that things got worse in my life, i'd have a lot of money and then things wouldn't be so bad

05.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i really didnt want to share this but here we go! im a snap recipient. i barely make enough to cover my celiac-friendly food as a celiac haver since gluten free food is generally more expensive.

please consider commissioning me or donating as i am in a horrendous spot right now financially. ty ;;

05.11.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8

they literally need major repairs that cost more than anyone thinks they're worth

04.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts.

Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.

03.11.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3216    πŸ” 962    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 34

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

03.11.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11946    πŸ” 6068    πŸ’¬ 300    πŸ“Œ 582

all my cars are worthless broken garbage and i'm sad about it

04.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1076/1250 now, thank you everyone so much

03.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Many have joked about the incongruence of this in the past few years but TEEN VOGUE was *a sharp and vital voice for US politics* and Lex here was a big reason why. This latest round of media layoffs is arguably worse than the CBS purge 😑

03.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

bulb

03.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve gotta respect Ford’s commitment to making this format look bad. Gotta respect it. Three years in a row they mock it with eighth place cars winning titles, the fourth they accidentally rig the outcome by putting six cars on bad tires in a row in front of the two remaining contenders.

03.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

due to recent events, i am no longer trying to will the universe into giving me a ford gt for free. i am now just trying to will the universe into showing me a relatively decent used car that is not rusted to hell for around $3000.

31.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last boost for tonight

30.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are not at risk it is your civic duty to tell these guys they are embarrassing worms if you see them patrolling a supermarket to arrest people that the government is intentionally starving

30.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1260    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

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