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I do copyediit over the phone from the manuscript rather than sit there and be insulted by the AI, or spend any time at all attempting to toggle it off. Nobody wanted this and nobody wants this

28.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking for the Hindu Love Gods (Warren Zevon + most of REM) version of "Raspberry Buffet" on Spotify and coming up empty.

19.09.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA: Vaccines are worse than slavery!

Also MAGA: Slavery wasn’t so bad, why do you people want to teach kids about slavery?

04.09.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 734    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
Cornelius, reading from the Sacred Scrolls

Cornelius, reading from the Sacred Scrolls

β€œBeware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Ye, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him…”

Rod Serling, PotA 1968

23.06.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

A good rule of thumb: If a surveillance technology exists, it will eventually be weaponized and abused.

14.05.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bunker Rule No. 1: The people in control of the bunker are lying about what’s outside the bunker.

19.04.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 811    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9

When I was back there in seminary school
There was a person there who said you could petition Anguirus with prayer

11.02.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really easy to get discouraged, so if you are interested in being discouraged, I can give you some quick and simple tips.

26.01.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

08.01.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3822    πŸ” 729    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 149

Sorry, but I find the expression "Merry Christmas" offensive. "Happy Holidays" is also unacceptable. The same goes for "Good Morning" or "Hello" or any type of greeting, or even eye contact, before lunchtime. Or at any time.

02.12.2024 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

And just like Sally Field, we like you, we really like you!

06.11.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Animal Farm was published on this day in 1945. Everything Orwell warned us about is now referred to as Orwellian, in an irony that can only be described as Kafkaesque.

17.08.2024 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1803    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 8

I expect this will be how I will be remembered and eulogized.

29.07.2024 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the true story of Radiohead’s OK Computer is that Thom had a laptop but every time he’d say β€œwhere did I put my laptop” the band would say β€œThom it’s called a computer” just for a laugh, but then one day he beat them to the punch line and said β€œMy laptop OK COMPUTER” and they all laughed. Even Ed

18.05.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 341    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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