R. Kolodny

It is fucking embarrassing to release an AI art marketing campaign inspired by alex ross, an artist that is still very much alive and has done marketing for comic book movies

A pink alien planet where a white castle floats in a moon. A knight with a space heater for a helmet bends on one knee in front of his princess. He hands her a carbon monoxide alarm and a smoke alarm and says, “Milady”. In the background, Potato the dog and Copernicus Jackson the cat watch breathless. Potato says, “I think romance is still alive.” Copernicus tearfully replies, “I think you’re right.” The text reads: Love is about keeping her safe. Make sure there are working smoke alarms in every bedroom. Make sure there are also working smoke/carbon monoxide alarms on every level of the home and outside sleeping areas.

Romance is alive.

Student work from the 1964 Class of Typography, at Pratt Institute, New York designreviewed.com/student-work... #typography #graphicdesign

The only reason ICE would be at schools is to take innocent children into custody in order to lure their parents. Family separation 2.0.

🚨 Los Angeles school police says it will not comply with ICE.

A couple sitting on the couch in their apartment. There is a smoke alarm beeping from across the hall. One of the couple says, "Sigh. Sounds like Katheryn is cooking again. What is she doing over there?" In Kathryn's apartment, she is in a pirate ship fighting sentient asparagus which is also in a pirate ship. Kathryn shouts, \"You can't run asparagus!" The text reads: Sometimes cooking is an adventure. Keep the batteries in your smoke alarm. Make sure it's far enough from your kitchen to not be a nuisance. Always stand by your pan. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires.

Cooking is an adventure.

yellow vhs tape titled 'richard spencer getting punched in the face for an hour'

girls night ❤️🖤

Internet enthusiast and antique jewelry fan here. I have my own baby goatse (belcher setting) ring with tiny diamond from about the Victorian Era.

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁

We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive

Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now

Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now
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DO NOT FLY YOUR DRONES OVER ACTIVE FIRES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WE ONLY HAVE TWO OF THESE AIRCRAFT AND YOU JUST GROUNDED ONE OF THEM

Eaton Fire Devastates Historic Altadena, Displacing Black Families and Destroying Legacies While celebrity losses grab headlines, the Eaton Fire has destroyed nearly 1,000 structures in Altadena, displacing Black families who’ve shaped the community for generations. Here's a brief history o...

The mental picture a lot of people have of fire threatened "interface zones" is of mansions on hills, but the map of the Eaton Fire is a terrifying proxy for the map of northeast Los Angeles' Black enclaves

I’d go crazed DCMC fan!

A white and grey fluffy cat cleverly being used as a background for a phone picture, with an item placed on their flank.

inside your phone is a little guy that is very scared. you can only save him by using your phone more often and making it a priority in your life. otherwise he will die.

Assistant weather reporter.

📹 henshu_yamami

A lightbulb appears over a man's head indicating that he has an idea. Suddenly two more lighbulbs pop up. Then several more, much to the man's dismay. He is being chased by an infinitely spawning field of lightbulbs. Another man comments "he took the cartoon Adderall." another man squints his eyes and says "foolish lad."

Water your real Christmas tree.

Dug deep in the cellar for a special treat tonight (come on Klondike bring em back)

US Agency Releases Free Stock Photos of People With Disabilities Helping to fill a notable gap in stock photography.

When the US Consumer Product Safety Commission noticed a lack of stock photos of Americans with disabilities using common home safety products, they created a collection for us all to use.

Access it for free petapixel.com/2023/05/23/u...

#Inclusion #Allyship #RepresentationMatters

A young girl in a Santa hat standing in front of a Christmas tree. She is holding a chainsaw with a worried expression on her face. The text reads: Don't shop desperate this holiday season. Buy age-appropriate gifts for kids. Never gift toys with small parts to children under 3.

Shop early. Shop safely.

If you join a company like this in a gAI role the other employees should be allowed, no, *encouraged*, to bully and ostracise you.

Scab shit.

Awww he's so cute with his ears!

Here's a couple cute old Mario drawings from the official licensing guides for 2 and 3, with their official pantone color values. These are his canon colors for all your tattoo needs.

A man says "every month, I replace all my blood with the blood of a weird guy so I can become weirder." A man sits happily in his chair exchanging blood with the weird guy. After 3 months of treatment, the man looks slightly weirder. He says "I feel like I'm becoming a neo-human." After 6 months of treatement he has become exceptionally weird. His eyes bulge out asymmetrically and he shrieks YOP YOP."

I can only dream of such power

A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.