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@cauliflowerjones.bsky.social

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signs of a broken society, rome is falling

02.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like the Daily Wire reboot of Ace Ventura

02.03.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Accept be woke

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HHH might not be funny, but he also has no ideas, so there's a good chance he'll let Danhsusen do what he wants

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

27.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3651    πŸ” 629    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

his head looks so cold, get a kangol on there man

26.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mark Carney becoming an AEW character is on the table

26.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need some BlueSky traction on the next Canada event for AEW - booking Mark Carney to give Evil Uno the Judas Effect (Elbows Up!)

26.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The clone being the most original wrestler is beauty a beauty that surrounds us all

26.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay Mansoor, loving the Frida trunks! #aew #aewdynamite

26.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He needs to come out to EsDeeKid and he needs to dress like him, everything else is there

26.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mansoor being wrestling's first saudi arabian wrestler doing a queer coded gimmick rocks

26.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely pumped to see mansoor on dynamite, such a fun wrestler

26.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Gabe does need to go full Chet, it's okay for him to do the accent if he does it tastefully

26.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the last beasts of the week of the months that have ever existed

26.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tony Khan giving gabe kidd a skepta rip-off and not a esdeekid rip off is a misstep (also gabe kidd should dress like esdeekid)

26.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

need roddy strong to join the bullet club war dogs gold stable as their leader

26.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

El Clon (the clone) being the most original wrestler on the AEW roster is the beautiful poetry of life

26.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gabe kidd has aura

26.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope Tony goes full Steinbrenner and makes him get a haircut

25.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The wrongest people out there are loudly confident it won’t happen, which means you can set your watch to it: AJ Styles will perform a simulated wrestling match in Japan and/or Tonyland in 2026

25.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I think AEW could shake things up by having a 'money in the bank' style gimmick matches every dynamite, and having the threat of upwards of 10-20 impromptu title matches every show

25.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His brace sucks. He’s got no leg drive. If you’re built like that benching 315, your technique has to be impeccable. His isn’t, and no other lift we’ve seen him do suggests he’s a physical freak.

25.02.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the CMLL and AEW relationship because I'll see a graphic with one of my beloved AEW wrestlers and then like two of the most beast looking dudes ever

25.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can get like 3 different levels of stoned and back to baseline by the end of them, there's nothing like it

25.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't get mad at the crowd for being down for those spots, but it does make the Saturday PPVs so enjoyable and dreamlike, I love that they're so long

25.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7827    πŸ” 1495    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 79

Also, attending in person is brutal - but please keep your energy up if you do go as it enhances my experience greatly

25.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sundays when you have work the next day are brutal

25.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturday PPVs especially given the length of them are so great, you can really plan to settle in, drift in and out over the course of 5-6 hours, such a great vibe

25.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0