Todd Tolansky

🖤Dia 193
📚: Marvel Two-In-One
•The Thing and the Angel•
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*olho para os lados notando uma quantidade consideravel de pessoas me encarando*
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Já ta podendo passar pano pro Groxo?
porquê eu ja to passando🙋‍♀️

Fedorentooo

Hey, they didn't invite me either.
So maybe they are the losers here.

Okay right, but hear me out. What if they are all together in this big party and forgot to invite you?

I like it, smells like plastic and plastic reminds me of Christmas and presents.

Lemme enjoy my pee smell.

Anyone else love the smell of your pee when ya eat asparagus?

Excuse me, I'm getting drunk like a proper adult here.

I don't need an army to fight ya, little thing.

[ glances ]

You're crying, are you?

Jesus Christ, I am so drunk...

I am retired. //

Can I ask Mystique to bathe me, instead?

"In a world full of fish be a shark"
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𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍

I will think about it.

Will they make me have a shower?

Told you learning how to read was a bad idea.

Because...

[ waves fists in the air ]

You better be scared, punk!

Don't want it anyway.
Bet it was awful.

Well, I guess that explains all the eviction notices I've got in the mail.

Say what? Did they let you in? How? Through the cat flap I guess.

With all due respect, mister Magneto sir, but you're not even paying the Brotherhood's water bill anymore.

Tattletale!

What? I showered like, last week.

My ears are burning.

Glad we're on the same page.

"Makes ya wanna have kids, doesn't it?"

He jumps and grabs Gambit's collar, his shoes pressed against the mutant's shoulders.

"I wanna baby, Gambit!"

Ya'll, how cute is this!?