Jelly🎡

This was meant to be a cry for help, but I guess I'll take enabling instead 🤣

I wanna abuse substances but I'm too busy bedrotting 🥺😪

Cartoon illustration of an ostrich with its head underground saying "Everything is fine.You just need to look in the right place" illustrated by "B. Rich HEDGEYE"

Dr pepper owned by pepsi rip

A SKULL OF DA SOUL AND A GRIM REPPER OF DA EXTERNAL SELF CONVENE TO CREATE DA WHOLE - "KNOW THY SELF" NO THANKS, I HATE THAT GUY - I BEEN IN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND IM TIRED OF SEEING "DA COBWEB'S OF DA MIND" THAT I GOT GOING ON IN HERE - THE BRAIN IS A BED WITH SHEETS U CAN NEVER WASH SO NO WONDER ITS HARD TO SLEEP AT NIGHT, DA GRIME OF YOUR LIFE TOUCH'S YOUR BODY AS YOUR TRYEN TO RELAX, IN A WORLD THAT ACCOUNT'S FOR DA NATURE OF BEING ALIVE THEY WOULD LET YOU HAVE 1 YEAR OFF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, DA WHOLE FUCKEN YEAR FROM JANUARY 1 TO DECEBER 31, IF YOU CANT MOP THE FLOORS OF YOUR MIND THEN AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK UP DA PHONE FOR A WHILE - AND AT THE END OF THE DAY WHY WOULD U WANT TO KNOW THE PERSON WHOSE MADE ALL DA BAD DECISION'S IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE FROM THE FIRST DAY? AND IF U DONT WANT TO BE FREINDS WITH YOUR SELF CAN YOU BLAME ANY ONE ELSE REALY, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION FOR IT JUST TALKIN SOME SHIT ON MY SELF ,BUT GUESS WHAT, IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IN 2 HOURS IM GOING TO DRINK 1.5 BEER'S AND SMOKE SOME CBD WHEED, AND THEN IM GONA HAVE SOME LOW GRADE FOOD CHEMICALY CUSTOMIZED TO CREATE ADDICTION PATTERN'S IN MY SELF , BUT FUCK IT, I HATE THAT GUY, WHO CARES IF THERE ADDICTED TO CHIP'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

i hv cvid

Shoutout to all the women with big ass dicks who don’t tuck. Y’all the realest.

sick and tired of the toxic masculinity in the video games industry so to combat it im making girl tetris

This deserved to flop

Can't believe its called "diarrhea" when "shliquid" was right there.

Grand Dad, Huey, and Riley from the adult swim tv show "The Boondocks" with "The Boondocks" logo underneath.

Very true

“biological male” truthers seething at the fact that my groin smells like ripe pussy after a 13 hour shift

Top is a category, not a rank

There would have to be several categories for several kinds of interests, but honestly, everyone who's participating could be a winner in some capacity imo

I'm intrigued by Ranked, Competitive sex

"Cybertruck Explosion" would be a great band name

*having difficulty installing new computer software*
Looks like we're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way...
*begins churning butter*

I started making reels and it feels good to talk about the only things I really feel confident talking about. also making jokes online again is fun too

I love that band

You ever miss a bestie? I miss a bestie rn

hawk tuwanukah light a menorah on that thang

Going back to 1959 to assassinate the guy who invented fent

Snow drifts (good kind)

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I can't upload new pfp or banners from my phone tf

Point of view: a black cat is sitting on the floor in front of you watching Bill Nye the Science Guy with you. The table is on a nightstand, and on either side of it are two more nightstands and storage/sound in between them. Litterbox in the corner with an unlit cat shaped lamp on the wall behind it. There is a Tae-Kwon Do certificate hanging higher on the same wall. There are various banners hanging on the walls, and a large guitar amp to the right of the television. This is a punk home.

Only the best for my daughter

Bill Nye season 2 kinda day

Bill Nye season 1 kinda night

Bsky is to my 2nd puberty what twitter was to my first puberty (that's not good!)

thank you Luigi mangione for saving us all!