Nemo.

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

A paperback copy of Hernan Diaz's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel TRUST.

NowReading: "Trust" by Hernan Diaz.

Indeed, but that felt too self-evident to list. Like noting it about Marilyn Monroe.

it's still early, but this seems to be the major lesson of the 21st Century

haven't seen a Yankees/Red Sox alliance like this since Manny Ramirez got in trouble for lying about being sick and hanging out at a bar with Enrique Wilson

That was a fucking dart, that broke about a fucking foot, bud, you're out, you were ALWAYS out

That's my goddamn Captain.

hahahaha DON'T RUN ON AARON JUDGE

YES. In the same sentence he said the war was complete, he proposed a policy that would vastly enlarge the war! Media reported the first half, and then later reported a different part to make it seem like a change! But it was incoherent, nonsensical slop all along.

This, too, is sanewashing!

NFL free agency news today on Bluesky has been tremendous. Last year at this time there was next to no breaking free agency news on here. Things change!

The messengers from Minas Tirith bearing the Red Arrow arrive in Dunharrow and present it to King Théoden. He answers: ‘Say to Denethor that in this hour the King of the Mark himself will come down to the land of Gondor, though maybe he will not ride back.’

tired: Aaron Judge is playing in the WBC right now
inspired: Elmer Rodríguez is pitching in the WBC right now, SHOWIN' MOXIE against Cuba

Holy SHIT, that is cool.

He is not the only Venezuelan player who experienced this over the winter.

The BARTON FINK scene from The Simpsons

HAMNET TONIGHT! HAM-NET! HAM-NET! HAM-NET!

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

Blaze at Sassy's, ready to party

We know Blaze is ready for anything.

Cary Grant: how 100 acid trips in Tinseltown 'changed my life' At the height of his fame, Cary Grant turned to LSD therapy for help. He later claimed the drug saved him, but did it also spell the end of his career?

He got deep into it. www.theguardian.com/film/2017/ma...

I'm the biggest goddamn movie nerd in the west, and I know three things about him:

1. Real name was Archie Leach
2. Was in some good movies
3. Was a *very* early proponent of LSD in the '60s.

i don't give a rip who the CEO is i will use this website until the day it shows me one single advertisement and then none of you will ever see me again

Eh, look on the bright side: you get to come back next year to the big league, and they get to enjoy Stoke in January.

Maybe you shouldn’t have vetoed a bill allowing us to get a supply of hormones in an increasingly hostile world asshole.

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom and if you support trans people I urge you to do AND loudly proclaim the same thing

#DeathBeforeDetransition

In his feelingsssss 😂

we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling

It is now the official position of the NBA that strippers are more degenerate than gambling, which is obviously incorrect