Caf Coleo 🏳️‍⚧️, Final Fantasy XI Arc

A comic from Achewood except it's been edited to say "Why did you send an original song to Masayoshi Soken" "I like their product! I wanted 'em to have a little walkin' around music"

Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of

Deep Dungeon update saying that you can keep progress after disconnecting

Oh my god, maybe I might actually try to solo now??

I specifically play with a tiny USB travel mouse that entirely fits in my palm because I've gotten so used to playing with it (learned to play TF2 with a mouse like that in 2010) that I literally can't make precise movements with a full-sized mouse anymore. It has 2 buttons and a scroll wheel.

I rebound my keys to 1234QERFZXCV like a million years ago specifically because of this, I don't have a fancy mouse and I need to be able to hit everything with one hand to be comfortable...

It works well but I had to rebind like every keyboard shortcut so I don't know what they used to be anymore

All of my friends are getting snow and I'm getting gross rain 😞

Four healer party

THIS is peak deep dungeon performance, if you want it to take 40 minutes to do anything

A couple months late after the clear, but here's some celebratory art for clearing the Aloalo Island Criterion Savage Dungeon in #FFXIV, alongside @cafcoleo.bsky.social, @aerialblast.bsky.social, and @fshybeans.bsky.social !!!

sure we're all fishers but that doesn't mean we can't kick ass sometimes

Cold turkey cut down to 2 cups of coffee a day and I am struggling to function after 5 PM now.

Yes, I cut down to 2 cups.

Yes, I know. That's why I did it.

Bobgoblin Bass is literally my favorite fish in FFXIV by such a wide margin, I love him so much. Why is he like that.

Goofy ass

YouTube video by Caf Coleo The Bobgoblin Blitz (OR: I tried to Catch Every Big Fish in Final Fantasy XIV in 37 Days)

With the Bobgoblin Bass going on yet another extra-long holiday, now is a great time to rewatch "The Bobgoblin Blitz," a video I made last year about my barely-failed quest to hit Final Fish during the last Bobby downtime!

youtu.be/58oGLocwREY

Today is a momentous day in FFXIV fishing history!

Bobgoblin Bass takes the podium sweep for downtimes, with a 38 day downtime starting now. It knocks Cinder's recent 32 day vacation out of third place.

This is the 2nd longest downtime of any fish in #FFXIV.

I love this so much. Chocobo racing can never be normal.

I finally got my first cavity 😭 I had a good thirty-[mumble] year streak going, too...

Slowly creating a spotter's guide to the carpeting in my neighboring buildings so I can more quickly figure out where my food is based on the delivery photo

Hey, this starts in about 24 hours.

It's going to be very fun, and I hope folks definitely try doing personal scoring this year for rankings!

PvP series at 12

Ah yeah that point in the patch cycle huh

Having grown up in a very small town, I have to say that an underrated awesome thing about living in a city is that you might luck into a scenario like "polling place is in the lobby of your apartment building."

Literally voted on my way out the door to work.

Being a kid and it starts lightly snowing during school and everyone gets all excited, wondering if we're going to be sent home early... nothing in adulthood matches that feeling quite as well as "sitewide IT outage"

Glam is unlocked for classes and levels

I am unbound. I am unstoppable. Soon, 40% of my glamour wardrobe will actually see some use.

ffxiv live letter

spearfishing looks intense now

I do, and I got it legit (live on Dynamis, play on weekends at 8 am EST)

After watching the rest of my party get vaporized by [the new trial]'s mechanic where you have to carry an object past a short series of timed bumpers, I smirk, throw on my Queen Bean title, and confidently eat shit immediately. It was a snapshot issue, I swear.

This is the specific ad (Reddit link in a probably-futile attempt to avoid giving the actual commercial more traffic)

This feels like a scene from an artsy Dystopian horror movie

update
was a bit hard but i thiiiink it works for 發?

The gambling app ad where a giant line of people on bicycles follow each other into an ominous purple portal while unsettling music plays is so on-the-nose that if it was written as a satirical art piece I would think it was too much

Screenshot of a light party consisting of one scholar and three red mages

You may not like it, but this is what peak Deep Dungeon performance looks like

My office put up a bunch of big signs for a health charity awareness thing but the way they're split means that there's just one giant line of text that says "I AM BLOOD" and it's the only part visible if you aren't like 5 feet away.

Ealad Skaan vs Green Dragon tile

I can alllllllmost see it.

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The FFXIV Weather Archive site is now live, offering a visual view of all different weather conditions in #FFXIV! The archive is dynamic, and in constant development.