Blobert v3.0

The national guard should crack down on ICE.

The flames are singing my iPad screen.

Only to lose the general.

But how is she getting around, what with all the infernos and stuff?

…but stop off and pick up some wild sockeye first.

Pure evil.

Helping negotiate the end of the war with Azerbagashionzia.

Stock up on your birth control, Bahamians.

Is there a cure for bleeding from the eyes and ears?

Ken Paxton in a mustache: Hey fellow woke pronouns, y’all.

Nope. Cold doesn’t faze Texans.
But call our governor “wheels” or our beer “piss water” and then you’ve got some butthurt.

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I don’t wanna hear any more shit about “Canada strong, elbows up” after this pathetic performance.

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She’s paid to do two things: bleach her hair and lie her ass off, and she’s all out of hair dye.

“You know… Trump is right about everything!”

- by John Barron

Even better.

Trust me. The bbq slam cuts deep.

Klobuchar finally doing something useful.

Just tell them Texas bbq is bullshit.

Wait until he finds out about the war in Europe and the atom bomb.

So… today, then?

Certainly not Trump, right?
There certainly is no piece of information linking Trump to Epstein, right?

Nope, not a darn thing.

Right?

A day after CBS said she wouldn’t be in direct control over news decisions.

“…and why were they going through a Grindr profile that they claimed was linked to me but couldn’t possibly be mine because I’m a straight, unmarried man who enjoys long walks, good movies, and back rubs?”

He’s the king of sexually assaulting women.

It’d really be something if a news organization pointed out that Trump doesn’t have this authority.

Know of any good news organizations, NPR?

But we have a $17 trillion surplus, right?

Right?

The disdain for public order and the co-equal branch of government on full display.

And a major investor in the Carlyle Group is the Saudi sovereign wealth fund, the same Saudis who told Trump America is “There hottest country.”

Um… doesn’t Todd Blanche and Ka$h Patel work for you?