Maybe he’ll even offer to be less of a slime ball.
06.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe he’ll even offer to be less of a slime ball.
06.03.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Following in her footsteps, Markwayne promises to buy and shoot a puppy in the face.
06.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Um, duh
06.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like a Putin payoff.
06.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t worry. Trump will be safe.
06.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh well. It is what it is…wait, what?
06.03.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am a nuclear engineer. This is a clear photo of a pedophile.
06.03.2026 01:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bsky.app/profile/timd...
06.03.2026 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t get too excited. He chose Markwayne to replace her.
06.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The man was found liable for sexual assault. He created a police force that has killed multiple Americans. Me has been accused of raping children.
Let ALL THAT sink in.
U.S. intelligence sees no signs of uprisings or internal splits in Iran.-WaPo
05.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 536 🔁 73 💬 39 📌 108That’s weird. Are you telling me that a foreign power invading one’s country might not encourage that country’s citizens to fight for… checks notes… the people who invaded them?
06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s respected in the same way a skunk is respected.
05.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yup.
I have friends stranded there. And I was there last year for the first Iranian attack and the embassy didn’t utter a peep to us. Even their website indicated a Travel Advisory 1 until just before the missiles came.
Yes, but does it outperform Downy Sheets?
I think not.
Tony doesn’t seem like the type that can read a room.
05.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Based on evidence, Tony never gives up.
05.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“I have to check.”
(looks at shoes)
“Nope. Didn’t find anything.”
Katie Miller?
05.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joel Osteen: Hold my bag of money.
05.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone Who Hailed Anthropic as a Hero: Huh?
05.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this the golden age?
05.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tom is eminently stupid.
05.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Targeted by suspicious activities” aka normal day on the internet.
05.03.2026 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ask America.
05.03.2026 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tut tut.
It’s not a “war.” It’s a “special Ramadan surprise.”
Incorrect question.
“Why was it considered a threat?” is the correct question.
“We’re in a war zone. Please help us.”
(call center in NYC) “Bitch, please. I was 20 minutes late today because a hobo was on the tracks.”
