Brian Stensaas

If you can't trust a guy who carries a cassette tape wallet (look it up, kids) who can ya trust? Good writer. Better human. Team Stu 2026 ✊🏻

"Not a whole lot going on offensively for Milwaukee"
Related: sky is blue

"When this guy sneezes he looks like a party favor"
- Harry Doyle #RIPUeck

TbT frontmen are in Stoughton, WI. Where the hell is @russohockey.bsky.social?

Not on the rug, man ...

I am shook

I'm happy I pay for ESPN+ to be able to watch the Masters this morning, but why do I have to pay for ESPN+ to watch the Masters this morning? C'Mon, Bristol. Put it on ESPN all day and let 'er roll. Easiest decision since pimento cheese on white.

Brenda?

You're gonna have to be more specific

🎶 It's the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the yearrrrr 🎶
⛳🌺 🏌🏻‍♂️🥪🥤📗🍑⛳ #TheMasters

Your retirement.

The clock in Elmont, NY is stopped at 12:34 for Ovi's 895 as #99 speaks #FunWithNumbers

How to save $44 per ticket on Sun Country by buying at the airport Step 1: Go to the airport. Step 2: Save $44 by not paying the airline’s newish “passenger interface fee.”

This story is no joke (or no foolin' if you will). Tried it today and saved more than $44/RT. Base fare was cheaper than what was listed online. Round trip MSP --> PHL for two we saved about $150.
Only nit: Showed up at 10am (check-in counter was pretty dead TBH) and was told to come back at 1230

Open season for @pjthereuss.bsky.social
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Good morning baseball fans! Bust out the bunting, heat up some hot dogs and root, root, root for your team. It's baseball season and boy do we have you covered.
👇🏻⚾📝🇺🇲🌭🍻🥧👇🏻

So glad Bluesky exists so we still get gems like this

a red white and blue flag with a cross on it is flying in the wind ALT: a red white and blue flag with a cross on it is flying in the wind

Atta kid, Viktor! Ja, vi elsker dette landet!!!

Congrats on scoring the cover art for the next Stephen King book! 🥳

Thus my point: Rory the Ranger. Mr Ethics Police Man takes heckler's phone this week, wins The Players

(For the record, I like Rory.)

If Rory wants his green jacket, I'd have him steal a kid's phone during the Par-3. Seems to be a winning formula

Of course, of course.

Players delayed 🌩️
Lewis injured 🦵🏻
Got asked to make a brisket tomorrow (and I have no idea how) 🍖
This is fine. We're all fine 🫠

As required by state law, here is my obligatory "yes, it's snowy and windy in Apple Valley" snow drift photo

I make the drive up from Apple Valley a couple times a year. Wife (also from WI) and I actually went there on Valentine's Day a few years back.
Instead of another Wing Stop or Popeyes, sure wish there were more Rocky's.

I still remember how to spell "Dubielewicz"

Really love how well Gemini gets out of the bunker ... Through the Atlasphere
(Seriously, tho. I kinda like this)

Oh "local dipshits." Now I get it.
Stay safe out there.

You'll have to be more specific.

Masters promo!! ⛳ 🌺 🟨

Can confirm