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@trollteeth.bsky.social

I’m only here because Twitter died. Troll Teeth is my band (Electric Talon Records). For legal reasons—a parody account, nothing I say here is my opinion

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Latest posts by trollteeth.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Wanting to be on fire all on their own

08.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 356    🔁 110    💬 8    📌 8

Bro… we don’t need this man—Dolly is the glue

07.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Jesse from breaking bad from the scene where he is paranoid due to the meth & stress and is hallucinating bikers coming to kill him

Jesse from breaking bad from the scene where he is paranoid due to the meth & stress and is hallucinating bikers coming to kill him

When ever someone knocks on my door when I didn’t order food or invite anyone over

TF you knocking on my door for… go away…

07.10.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The "Policia" label on the shields was a clue, but the thing about stupid, lazy people is that they're stupid and lazy. So here we are, having to debunk photoshops that the Right is gleefully meming and sharing. "A lie can travel around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes," as they say

07.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 57    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0
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OpenAI is facing copyright blowback after releasing updated AI video generator Sora 2, which poses an increased disinformation risk and energy demand.

Read our breakdown: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

07.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 129    🔁 34    💬 7    📌 10

Draw on your own experience:

Is there any situation you've ever been part of, with you or anyone else in the hot seat, in which a person who does NOT have something to hide, reacts the way Bondi does?

I've been on trial juries that concluded "we can't trust that witness," after evasions like this

07.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 2259    🔁 546    💬 103    📌 9

As humorous and cathartic as the first half of this clip is, please don't let it distract from the second.

There will ALWAYS be hope. Just as the sun shines, it truly is up to each and every one of us to make the world a little brighter, even if it's as simple as bringing a smile to a weary face.

07.10.2025 17:21 — 👍 138    🔁 36    💬 1    📌 0
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Get it now?

07.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 2378    🔁 553    💬 86    📌 61

I'm so tired of the need to center MAGA feelings everywhere. The Fuck Your Feelings Crowd needs theirs catered to constantly. Why don't some of these fucking stories center on my fears for my student debt, health (cancer survivor!), Hispanic sister and newborn niece growing up in this shit hole?

07.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 153    🔁 33    💬 7    📌 0

There it is

04.10.2025 16:46 — 👍 1113    🔁 389    💬 25    📌 21
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Robin Williams’ daughter begs fans to stop sending her AI videos of late father ‘You’re not making art, you’re making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings,’ Zelda Williams says

Congrats on building the torment nexus.

www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

07.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 826    🔁 117    💬 16    📌 9

we’re gonna need a cbs news pitchbot pretty soon

07.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 2160    🔁 194    💬 35    📌 7

If the right accuse the left of something (terrorist sympathising, communism, antisemitism etc) the media will ask the left to defend themselves from that charge.

If the left accuse the right of something (racism, fascism, colonialism), the media will ask the left to justify that charge.

07.10.2025 05:52 — 👍 551    🔁 146    💬 16    📌 11

Welp…

07.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MONDAY.
SPITE AS FUEL.

06.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 4639    🔁 1953    💬 20    📌 17
"We’re being deployed because of the protests about us being deployed."

Operation Circular Reasoning

"We’re being deployed because of the protests about us being deployed." Operation Circular Reasoning

Sums it up.

07.10.2025 00:26 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

If you automatically assume that anything any media outlet reports is a lie if a cop is the source you’re likely to be far better informed than someone who automatically assumes it’s all true.

07.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 1098    🔁 281    💬 17    📌 6
Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Tim Meadows is on Cameo

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

06.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 1360    🔁 177    💬 24    📌 6

This shit must hit so hard if you’re stupid.

05.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 3229    🔁 442    💬 9    📌 13
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They don't want us to see this

05.10.2025 03:35 — 👍 477    🔁 271    💬 13    📌 14
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🧵 Libertarian economist Tyler Cowen is making headlines for an extremely creepy post at Bari Weiss's blog fantasizing about robot virgins and the AI character Tilly Norwood.

Unfortunately, the story behind is much worse...

03.10.2025 03:40 — 👍 467    🔁 151    💬 36    📌 65
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@emanabdelhadi.bsky.social tells these cops about themselves.

03.10.2025 14:06 — 👍 986    🔁 272    💬 14    📌 32
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AI-Generated Biography on Amazon Tries to Capitalize on the Death of a Beloved Writer Kaleb Horton ‘I cannot overstate how disgusting I find this kind of AIdog shit in the first place, never mind under these circumstances.’

Beloved writer Kaleb Horton passed away recently. Then suddenly, an AI-generated "biography" of Horton appeared for sale on Amazon. AI slop capitalizing on someone's death. "I cannot overstate how disgusting I find this kind of AI dog shit." www.404media.co/ai-generated...

01.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 210    🔁 56    💬 6    📌 3

Flock to receive the prestigious Joey Skaggs Public Disturbance Award for inventing an omnipresent device that can endlessly tie up police investigative resources using only the power of protected speech.

02.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 92    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 1

You could not more perfectly invert the whole point of the power of the purse than this false notion the legislature cutting off appropriations means the executive gets more power.

02.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 2214    🔁 506    💬 46    📌 13
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For more on the Trump official who's been dreaming about this shutdown "since puberty," read @isabelaalhadeff.bsky.social's excellent deep-dive into Russell Vought.

He's one of the "key figures leading us into a new and violently authoritarian future.”

02.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 284    🔁 139    💬 23    📌 4

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

02.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 3678    🔁 963    💬 69    📌 23

Turn the military commissary into a regular for-profit grocery store.

Just doing everything they can to win the love and respect of the troops who they fervently dream of unleashing to shoot all of us.

02.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

NO HACKERS! NO! HACK THE POLICE! THEIR PASSWORDS ARE ALL "PASSWORD" FOR FUCKS SAKE

02.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 82    🔁 13    💬 5    📌 2

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