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@thehalfwise.bsky.social

Storyteller, gamesmaster, worker, romantic, reader, antifascist, political participant. Living on the sufferance of the owning class, and the stolen land of the First Nations of Vancouver Island. Make good choices or don't get caught.

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Nothing of value was lost

09.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ACAB

25.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

23.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25733    πŸ” 7266    πŸ’¬ 1132    πŸ“Œ 562
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"Luigi Mangione cannot take a bad picture" is rapidly reaching "mass can neither be created nor destroyed" levels of scientific validity

17.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5477    πŸ” 708    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 15

I am exceptionally proud of the story we have woven, and I am excited to enter the next chapter for the Rebels of Dawnstar Base.

If you have time this evening, please feel free to chime in, and otherwise, I look forward to seeing you in game.

May the Force be with you, always.

17.12.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

over five years of roleplaying.

For a single group of 4-6 roleplayers this would still be an accomplishment, for a group with over forty player-characters, it's nothing less of incredible.

17.12.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is really not an understatement to say that any roleplaying group that survives its first five sessions is a statistical success, so I really want to lean into the accolades for everyone still with us in regards to having now successfully concluded seventy-three sessions,

17.12.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who has wisely declined the need to evolve the need for a difference- today, the 17th of December 2025 marks the fifth anniversary of Blurrg Squad.

17.12.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally this afternoon I had a grade 7 child ask me about my favourite artists, and I said Chris Cornell and a few other older artists (e.g. Dylan) were up there.
She said "oh yeah, so old people music."
I said Chris was not quite in the same category, as in more 90's.
"Yeah- old people music."
πŸ˜…

12.12.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You fool!
(The sincerest of condolences.)

12.12.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from OkjΓΆkull to Ok (jΓΆkull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

07.12.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12799    πŸ” 5247    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 188
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.

Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”Šπ”―π”¦π”ͺ π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨π”«π”’π”°π”° 𝔬𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”‰π”žπ”― 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔒, 𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔯𝔒 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔢 𝔐𝔬𝔦

30.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6793    πŸ” 2110    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 54
digital painting of a cowboy sitting on a horse on a snow covered hill, brandishing a gun

digital painting of a cowboy sitting on a horse on a snow covered hill, brandishing a gun

Under Cover of Night

29.11.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1316    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❀️ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

26.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 56247    πŸ” 14924    πŸ’¬ 826    πŸ“Œ 1969

Game good

15.11.2025 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just had a brilliant idea today of what my poor teamster should have been doing with his time. Alas, inspiration often strikes too late....

13.11.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An exchange on twitter.

controlla.xyz:

If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression

It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans

lesliejandersonwriter:

If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking.

It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!

An exchange on twitter. controlla.xyz: If you hate Al you probably just hate art and expression It's an infinite mashup of all the best art ever made by humans lesliejandersonwriter: If you hate the juice at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster you just hate food and cooking. It's an infinite mashup of all the best food made by humans!

I love this.

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Ahh look at that gorgeous Goblin Green base 🀌🏻

10.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more people need to read Cyclonopedia.

09.11.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1922    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2
Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

07.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15805    πŸ” 6520    πŸ’¬ 548    πŸ“Œ 592
Captain America approving the punching of individuals of a certain sinister group

Captain America approving the punching of individuals of a certain sinister group

Sometimes I make angry comics too

22.01.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7313    πŸ” 2632    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 16

The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line.
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05.11.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2714    πŸ” 880    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 29

Fuuuuuuck

30.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad played her son in a six-month touring theatre production in the late 70's, he always says she was a real delight to work with.

30.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

25.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6551    πŸ” 3701    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 365

Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals

23.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5824    πŸ” 1608    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 13

Thank you, I came here to link Tom's video too :P

29.09.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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