PhD in dad jokes

Man........the Admiral served on a submarine, too. What a weak ass little excuse.

A good way to demonstrate your unserious nature is arguing that “Kamala would be doing this too.”

23 days til baseball. Royals hitting machine George Brett hits a round ball with a round bat. World Series champion in 1985. A 13 time all-star, Brett won three batting championships and three Silver Sluggers. AL MVP in 1980. Used too much pine tar in 1983. Hall of Fame 1999.

He was on Really Happy Days.

The wisest among us have always recognized religion as nothing more than the ability to control the masses from the time of the cave. It is evil presented as the most desirable good making it acceptable to those without the will or acumen to understand.

Paulie Walnuts of The Sopranos. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Pauly Shore (born Paul Montgomery Shore) is an American comedian and actor who rose to fame in the 1990s with his MTV VJ persona “The Weasel” and films like Encino Man and Son in Law. Raised at The Comedy Store, he’s continued evolving through stand‑up, writing, and indie projects

Staircase, Greenwich London #BlueSkyArtShow #Round #Photography #Architecture #Interior #Stairs 📷

THE GUYS AT THE PENTAGON LOVED YOUR IDEA TO CALL IT ‘“OPERATION EPIC FURY,” AND PETE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU‘LL SPOT HIM WHEN HE DOES FANCY MAN KETTLE BELLS TODAY.

Nobel Peace Prize, huh?

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.

> @jimlaporta.bsky.social

A wife sent her husband this picture and the message said, "Come home early, l've got a surprise for you".... So he raced home, almost crashing the car thinking he was about to get lucky, only to find she adopted a black cat ...

CATURDAY! CATURDAY!

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

My wife and I killed this last night in less than 10 minutes.

ZZ Top - Tres Hombres.
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#Music #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylCommunity #VinylCollectors #VinylRecords #NowPlaying #NowSpining

😂😂 this country is so fucked. 🫠🫠

Hows you day?

A small square bumper sticker stylized like the Aldi logo, but it says Aldeez Nuts. It's on a white Toyota Highlander in the rain.

This bumper sticker won me over the other day.

The GOP, or more accurately the Group Of Pedophiles, are finally showing there true selves.
If you protect a pedophile you are a pedophile...it's really that simple folks.

I started turning my coworkers into superheroes & super villains! Is this wrong?

Incredible footage of volcanic eruption of a dormant volcano in Ethiopia from a commercial plane.

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One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

"Let's make it weird" is my jam.

THIS IS 👇 HOW IT'S DONE.......

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I think my anti-speeding antics on patrol may have earned us a police observer yesterday 🤣 My bad everyone.