PhD in dad jokes

PhD in dad jokes

@scottw1975.bsky.social

About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....

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current mood

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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

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1 day ago
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🙂

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4 days ago
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“Hey kid do you want to be Oklahoma‘s replacement Senator? I‘m putting one in charge of DHS.
No experience needed. If Mullin crashes out you may run DHS too!”

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4 days ago

goddammit, one of the other bartenders at work is going out of town next week and it looks like I'll be covering every one of her shifts. I can't tell if I'm being punished or rewarded

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6 days ago
Cross stitch on black background with the Oregon Trail wagon and cause of death listed as "you listened to RFK"

For the last couple years I've started a cross stitch project shortly before the Iditarod with the goal of finishing it by the finisher's banquet. I am very slow, clunky, and overall bad at cross stitch despite it being "beginner" but this was last year's.

This year's is more colors, so we'll see.

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5 days ago
Home Alone IV

“Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn”

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Scultping a beautiful bracelet from a crystal stone.

Original post

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6 days ago
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Old Skool #Audio Stack. #Audiophile

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5 days ago
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Don't know about that, but I'll give you indifferential service for free.

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5 days ago

It hurts to laugh now after reading this.

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6 days ago

getting pulled over by a cop for drinking a Garage Beer and he takes the beer and hands me a Driving Beer, and sends me on my way

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but what happened if they got ashes on the ice?

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5 days ago

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

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5 days ago

I, for one, do NOT believe that a country that instigated a war of aggression should be hosting the FIFA World Cup OR the Olympics.

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The War in Iran is costing taxpayers nearly $1 billion a day.

While Trump funds another illegal war, Republicans in Congress are cutting healthcare and food assistance. 

Invest in the American people, not more endless wars.

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6 days ago

Dear Kristi Noem,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Warmest regards,
Me

P.S. Ha ha ha fuck you.

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6 days ago

Is Corey Lewandowski gonna have to start fucking Markwayne Mullin

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1 week ago
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Keeper of the Flame - A film from 1942 warning Americans how democracy can be dismantled from the inside. This scene was written during World War II. Watch how calmly the plan is explained. Ask yourself why it still feels current today.

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1 week ago
Heater with giant, expressive eyeballs, peering into a bathtub with her little white paws on the lip of the tub. Her body is roughly the size of a shampoo bottle.

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

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1 week ago

"Is THIS the monster I CREATED?"
@pleightx.bsky.social

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1 week ago
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A poem of hope...

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1 week ago
a white man holding a paintbrush painting an eagle statue on a wooden base sitting on top of his car with the acrylic paints opened and sitting on top of the car and he is outside of his storage unit doing this project like a dingdong

what are you doing? oh you know just painting my American eagle statue on top of my car outside my storage unit. just a normal day. how bout you?

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a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

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1 week ago

I'm sorry to hear about your mental health. Jobs can be soul crushing. I hope that you find another job that is less so. Not feeling 40 is normal. 🙂

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