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@scottw1975.bsky.social

About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....

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#SundayPartiesโ˜ฎ๏ธ
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05.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Dropping eaves on some delightful childrens, who began consolidating all their snacks in one bag after one was like 'guys, guys, what if we had one backpack for all of our snacks' and another was like '...a SNACKpack'

05.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president of Puerto Rico should be impeached, removed and imprisoned.

05.10.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Antifa membership perks for 2025 are available now! โœŠ๏ธ

05.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9405    ๐Ÿ” 2713    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

For years I convinced all three of my children that the rotating doner kebab at all the local takeaway spots was an elephant's leg. Cue a call from my angry teenage daughter years later that her friends had clued her in.

04.10.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 547    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

nobody who ever had anything to do with ICE should be welcome back in any part of daily life once they leave

04.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Totally

04.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's bid for pocket rescission, backed by a pliant Supreme Court, exemplifies how judicial fiat can empower executive whims to nullify Congress's purse strings, eroding republican facades. #SCOTUS

04.10.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m a US fuckin citizen, and he just put his hands on me for respecting my rights.

04.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1145    ๐Ÿ” 614    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46
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๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธrecโ„น๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธte๐Ÿ‘โฃ๏ธ
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04.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Even if you support massive deportation operations, under no circumstances should ANYONE be ok with US citizens being forcibly removed from their homes and detained without explanation.

This is a clear violation of their constitutional rights and should universally condemned.

04.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13939    ๐Ÿ” 4271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 485    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

#BlueCrew

04.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ABOLISH ICE.

Pass it on.

04.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7115    ๐Ÿ” 2488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 221    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK" because they can't spell "mediocre."

04.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1336    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Smugglers Den Vermont is beautiful

03.10.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 536    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

That sheds a little light on why Keyshawn Johnson title his book that way.

03.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all give this guy some praise here! That's awesomeness! It's not easy.

03.10.2025 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is dope!

03.10.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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go.bsky.app/7rAFBTh repost if you agree ๐Ÿ”„

Everyone who reposts this post are being added to my #BlueCrew starter packs ๐Ÿ”„ must follow me to be added to the pack & repost my pinned post too. Must have a bio and profile pic otherwise it's a block ๐Ÿšซ no exceptions people! I only follow real profiles! ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒŠ

02.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i had to block p*p cr*ve on here because why are you trying to let me know danica patrick's opinion on bad bunny i genuinely could not care any less and now i'm annoyed that i had to see it

03.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Apple.

03.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
getting real autumnal with it

getting real autumnal with it

my wife took up gardening three years ago and it turns out she is good at plant

02.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2353    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

557 days without a cigarette today!!! ๐ŸŽ‰

02.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1735 days without a drink today!!! ๐ŸŽ‰

02.10.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 263    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Doberman in a green track suit and a gold chain.

A Doberman in a green track suit and a gold chain.

โ€œWhatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the frigginโ€™ squeakers outta these bad boys.โ€

02.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I'll take mine and the rest this guy's dose please.

02.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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