Patrick

Sorry, I'll be playing on the other field at 6:40 next week.

That game was: bad. BUT, I also feel like the Thorns overshot expectations by finishing third in the league. It would've taken some serious magic to get to the final.

It'd be great to have consistent refereeing. They clear us out from behind: no call. They crumple at a touch: foul on us.

Absolutely inexcusable fuck up of a back pass.

Putting your hand into the keeper's face while they jump to catch a ball is a foul, FYI.

Hard to say if the Thorns look sluggish, Spirit look really fast, or a bit of both.

If you're taking that angle to challenge the counter, you GOTTA make sure the attacker doesn't get by you. Take that yellow.

That would've been the most embarrassing way to lose an INCREDIBLE touchdown run. #GoDucks

Ned can clutch onto Phil all the way into the dumpster.

#420BlazeIt #GoZers

I'll be pretty upset if we still have Neville as head coach next season.

There's a lot to not like about this Timbers season.

But Finn Surman is not one of those things. He's been a real bright spot.

No, I don't think they can.

Which is exactly why they might.

9AM??

9 o'clock in the ante meridiem?!?!

Good Lord that game took a year off my life

Absolute horse shit yellow for Torpey there.

Two Wave players went down with head injuries after they hit each other on a header attempt where the Thorns had clear possession.

Play restarted with neither player off the pitch and the Wave get the drop ball???

Wtf?

Bad weekend for Seattle sports, and that just warms the cockles of my heart.

Holy shit DUCKSSSSSSS

Can we zoom in further please? I can still see some of what's going on.

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We throw it again.

Interception.

We completed a pass!

The receiver got hurt on the play.

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The Ducks have some of the best running backs in the country and what do we do in a very wet and very cold first drive?

Throw it incomplete three times in a row.

Absolute LOL at the Kraken. The Sharks dropped a TD on y'all.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS.

LMAO, even

I missed the game, but #420BlazeIt #GoZers I guess. Wasn't looking good after the first.

I am deeply sorry for what I said as there’s a drive from the left by Castellanos and it’s a goal and that’ll make it a 1-0 ballgame

How in the hell and all things holy did THIS Thorns team secure 3rd place???

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My phone says it is only 55°