Patrick

Don't like taking Ayala off there. He's been playing his ass off all game.

The keeper did not play the ball at all there, that looks like another PK to me

One of my biggest issues with him as a player is how often he's offside and just slowly strolling back to the defenders.

Ayala is PISSED at Kelsy for not running to that ball on the turnover leading to Evander's goal. He's not the only Timber mad at him.

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So many players have left the club on WAY worse terms than Evander who haven't gotten this reception (TA chanting "fuck Evander").

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Cal

Raleigh

A painful death for all people who shamelessly cut in a line.

Current status:

They need to clear the stands. That is absolutely shameful.

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Holy shit, that's such a bad call!!! Fory got the ball!!!

That was an abysmal game from the commentators. Absolutely slobbering all over Washington, particularly Rodman for the entire game, despite her not even playing until late. Insufferable.

This is so annoying.

Hey, @nwslsoccer.com, can someone tell the commentators that there are people playing in this game aside from Rodman, Monday, and Bethune?

"Trinity Rodman is going to get three minutes of garbage time and [the commentators] are going to fucking come."

LIFE! LIFE IN THIS GAME!

Lol that is an atrocious call, that should've been a foul against Flemming for controlling the ball on the ground.

Sports games that do not start until 20 minutes after the time they said it was going to start are the literal worst thing in the world.

Men are too emotional for sport.

Kids wearing opposing jerseys in the North End. Do I:

1. Scream at them until they leave?
2. Do that and also pour beer on them?

Looks like we missed quite a non-league game to miss lol

Free hat!!!

We're... Going... To PKs??????

Screening my favorite movie

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Don't forget to set your clocks to DST (Dame Standard Time) tonight if you're in Portland!

Five, maybe six times we have sent a good ball forward past their back line, but Kelsy was offside, walking casually back.

Cool cool cool cool cool

Ref is making calls seemingly at random...

Free sunglasses! Shave ice! Players! That was cool, even though it was HOT.