Cory Barker 🆗

Talking about stardom in rom-coms this week, and I've decided that this image should be illegal, or put in every city center

I was trying to find *any* full edition of The Word from The Colbert Report for class this week, and it was excruciatingly hard.

University of Nebraska now spends more on administrators and managers than on faculty At first glance, they look like raises. At the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, a music professor’s salary jumped $13,000 in the past decade.

Nearly $500 million on administrator salaries, with another round of serious academic cuts coming soon.

Even dumber, there's a solid story with great photos in the first slot...if you click "U.S." The people must know about Bari Weiss's first day, though.

Time to check in on how the ol’ Grey Lady covered seven million Americans protesting fascism yesterday… Ah! There it is, 38 headlines and several large ads down the page with a one minute read.

excuse me

Cinema Year Zero: TikTok and the Grammar of Silent Film The forms and formulations of the social-media juggernaut TikTok are rooted in the earliest of all films.

I read this a few years ago! mubi.com/en/notebook/...

woke

heh

you know people are just using AI to do that (poorly) now

HYFR

TJ McConnell

Indianapolis is beautiful in January

they're trapped in here with me, not the other way around.

getting into political arguments on the Bill Simmons subreddit, again

Look, it’s not open mic night in America

The Morning Show makes me believe in dead internet theory

it's that time of the semester

I think Nate Bergatze is pretty funny! This is not his night/setting.

Depends on the context, but somewhere between C and D in most cases.

can't believe they'd let her say that awful stuff (go birds) on television

make them play every week

probably never again!

Meanwhile, at Indiana University

they're going to put the water tower up there and you're going to fucking like it

just one more merger bro it'll make the consumer experience better
bro for real this time bro
shareholder value please bro
i promise bro it'll work this time
trust me bro it's for creators bro

I'm a Sheetz guy, but that's mostly because State College doesn't have Wawa yet. But I'm sure David will make it happen for me. A fair trade-off.

Exclusive | Paramount Skydance Prepares Ellison-Backed Bid for Warner Bros. Discovery The bid will be for the entire company, including its cable networks and movie studio, according to people familiar with the situation.

*Trade reporter with an overpriced newsletter voice*

Roundabout way to bring Chris Nolan back to WB

*Holds finger to ear*

I'm being told that David Ellison has purchased the Big Ten

This is a grim thing I can freely post about without fear of retribution!