BTS as...

It occurred to me that I could just... upload my gifs as videos. Anyway I know we've kind of moved on but I worked too hard on these matches (sunken cost and all that) so I present to you:

BTS as movies that I love 🎥

princess seokjin: a thread

BTS as colleagues working at a community mental health center 🧵

Yoongi reading an Around magazine with his mouth wide open

OK I wanted to join the fun, so here's my Bangtan as... thread. I'm a former journalist, so my special interest is BTS as their magazine subscriptions.

Let's lift the cover...

day 83: bts as types of socks (toe self-care)

nj: novelty socks
sj: white crew socks
yg: slipper socks
hs: pilates/barre socks
jm: fuzzy aloe infused socks
th: controversial but he gets toe socks
jk: thigh high emo striped socks

BTS from the DNA music video, they are all stood in a line facing away from the camera looking at a large round planet like object that is covered in colourful swirls.

BTS as proteins with fun names because I study proteins and there's some brilliant names out there!

Note: these are picked solely on their name

Okay get ready folks for...

BTS as Different Kinds of Cheesecakes 🍰

Inspired by listening to Seesaw earlier and the "All right I want the cheesecake" joke.

BTS as mattress advertisement descriptors:

JK: Extra Firm
HS: Memory Foam
SJ: Comfortable King
JM: Support Plus
TH: Handcrafted Luxury
YG: Pressure Relief
NJ: Pillow Top

BTS as random facts about my life

Fuck it — BTS as different people you find on a film set (from someone who does indie film sometimes)

bts as things retail workers say to customers when they've had enough of their bs ✨️✨️✨️

a thread (nobody asked for):

a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a large window Alt: Jimin spray himself with perfume.

BTS as high end and indie fragrances.

All perfumes and descriptions are from LuckyScents. My absolute favorite online perfume store. Their sample program is amazing!!!

Fuck it

BTS as BTS Songs

(This is not a Best Verse list, or line count or credits thing. Which songs embodies which member.)

fuck it, bts as cheerleaders 🧵 (my qualifications, i cheered for town, school, and was an all-star/competitive cheerleader for many moons)

bts as unhinged text conversation screenshots from my camera roll

BTS as programming languages! 🖥️⚡

Love this!!!

Boxer sog standing protectively over a lamb

I wanna do one too!!! BTS as Good Bois.
Jin: Boxer. Intelligent, playful, confident and friendly. Broad chested protector

Ok. I know I’m late to the game, but here we go: BTS as artworks I personally like. Artists and titles in the alt text

okay here we GO this took me over an hour!!

BTS AS OBSCURE KNIT STITCHES

just for @swellow.bsky.social

BTS as takers of standardized tests. 🧵

bts as makeup products 💄 : a thread

Fuck it BTS as my BTS fics

BTS as namgi dynamics that keep me up at night

BTS as watercolor paints because I suddenly remembered I'm an artist 🧵

#BTS

fuck it, bts as cat reaction photos in my phone

BTS as scrub shirts- a totally unnecessary but completely necessary thread. #bts

Kim Namjoon - our crab’s best friend

laur inspired me to do a version of this but with text posts that were organically harvested from my own dash. please appreciate that this took an unreasonable amount of time lmao here we go!

ot7 selfie from the 2025 ot7 weverse live. they’re all smiling and looking at the camera (jimin holding it), joon, taehyung, and hobi doing peace signs, album art in the background. a tumblr text post pasted at the bottom: hmm. hm. think i will spend my entire life devoted to creating art and being as kind as i possibly can

bts as tumblr text posts!

Okay. BTS as Lush bathbombs 🛁🫧