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Elizabeth Hackett

@lizhackett.bsky.social

Screenwriter. Toast eater. Enjoys polite revenge.

15,282 Followers  |  180 Following  |  56 Posts  |  Joined: 15.06.2023  |  1.7687

Latest posts by lizhackett.bsky.social on Bluesky

Don't look to me for leadership. Sometimes I let YouTube ads play until the end because I feel bad for them.

08.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like feeling a little bit dumb sometimes. It means there's something really interesting to learn.

06.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got new reading glasses at the store and as they gently tried to bag them I said, "Don't worry. I'm just gonna sit on them in 3 days."

06.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She wasn't much to look at. Her eyes were small, chin too big, eyebrows too pale. Oh, but to see her parallel par--to see her par--nope, crank it--I said CRANK--no, OTHER way--keep cranking--how did you pass a driving test?--curb--CURB. Jesus, finally. Oh, but to see her parallel park.

14.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have zero natural musical talent but I’m writing a song about driving in L.A. It’s called β€œShithead In A Tesla On My Ass.”

15.03.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 2

This Friday's a full moon and total lunar eclipse. Any other ladies over this shit want to meet up at that weird pulsating stone circle that appeared in the Kroger parking lot and combine powers? I'll bring a spinach dip.

12.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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La Dolce Villa is #1 globally on @netflix.com for the second week in a row! So proud of our movie.

26.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Jessica Vilchis for CA Live: Rachael Leigh Cook & Daniella Monet in β€œSisterhood, Inc.” (02-19-2025)
YouTube video by Cats & Dogs & etc Jessica Vilchis for CA Live: Rachael Leigh Cook & Daniella Monet in β€œSisterhood, Inc.” (02-19-2025)

This Saturday the 22nd on @hallmark.bsky.social, SISTERHOOD, INC., written by me and Hilary Galanoy. Below is a tiny sneak preview!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=85kB...

21.02.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you!!! It was so good to see her in NYC!

19.02.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! He's just a lovely person.

18.02.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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La Dolce Villa is #1 globally on @netflix.com! Thank you to all who have watched. Let's all go in on a villa together!

18.02.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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La Dolce Villa is currently #1 on Netflix! Thank you to all who have watched!

14.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5
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It's not every day your names are on a billboard in Times Square! La Dolce Villa, coming to Netflix this Thursday, 2/13!!

11.02.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

The air quality index in L.A. right now is "You smoked one, so Dad made you smoke the whole pack."

23.01.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scott Foley Brings His Big Rom-Com Energy to Dreamy 'La Dolce Villa' Trailer: 'I'm Never That Guy' (Exclusive) Scott Foley is a romantic lead for the first time in nearly 25 years in Netflix's new rom-com 'La Dolce Villa,' streaming Feb. 13. Watch the exclusive trailer, also starring Maia Reficco and Violante ...

people.com/scott-foley-...

22.01.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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February 13th!

22.01.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: Happy New Year, Dad. We love you.
DAD: That's great. Hey, put the dog back on the phone. I got another joke for him.

01.01.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to a Trader Joe's on New Year's Eve and the parking lot was like the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan.

01.01.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Whooo! Happy NYE, beloved!

31.12.2024 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All right, 2024. Call your mom to come pick you up.

31.12.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I said to my husband, "I don't want to be on the freeway with all the New Year's drunks." And in that moment, the progress bar on my transformation into my dad reached 100%.

31.12.2024 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

If multiple women sit separately in a food court, each quietly eating a salad, do not interrupt us. We are silently communicating through salads, like whale song.

27.12.2024 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3672    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 18

ANDREW NELSON! Good lord, the world is back on track. Hello!

17.12.2024 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We have a premiere date! LA DOLCE VILLA, co-written by me & Hilary Galanoy, will start streaming on Netflix Feb 13th. We're proud of this beautiful movie, and I even included my favorite story from my parents' first date.

A few first look photos in the meantime...

16.12.2024 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless a sweating Slavic woman with safety pins in her mouth and a thousand curses under her breath didn't properly fit you, you're wearing the wrong sized bra.

13.12.2024 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing β€œHighway to the manger zone.”

10.12.2024 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23822    πŸ” 2476    πŸ’¬ 427    πŸ“Œ 151

every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list

03.12.2024 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13490    πŸ” 1611    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 108

It's Friday the 13th during Mercury in Retrograde, which means it's a terrible time to sign the lease on that lakeside cabin

13.12.2024 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.

16.11.2024 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I'll host a Christmas party but only if a torrid secret emerges to jeopardize the serenity of our modest suburban street.

13.12.2024 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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