Patrick Damp

Thread time because I’m annoyed by a few posts. Democrats have never abandoned the working class, you just like white populists who speak like annoying 1st-yr college kids. The WHITE working class abandoned Democrats in 1964 when the Civil Rights Act passed, like *every other class* of white voters.

The vibes at Shore Thing: immaculate.

Coming this fall to Kennywood Phantom Fright Nights: The Quarterback Asylum!

You’ll be visited by three spirits who will have you questioning your sanity! One says let’s ride, the other fake slides, and the third, well he kisses tittiesssss

For as much as the right demagogues crime as the result of all minorities, the left demagogues crime as always a failing of the system.

Do poverty and other factors play a role? Sure, but Occam’s Razor: most of the time, crime is just crime. Bad people just exist.

ppl love to throw around “100 companies responsible for 71% of global greenhouse gas emissions” and “no ethical consumption under capitalism” to absolve themselves of any responsibility and agency

Sums up like 90% of political posting on this app

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

(It’s supposed to be a GIF of a particularly silly video I had to do while working in the AHL for a St. Patrick’s Day promotion.)

this is who runs this account

Heads I win, tails you lose for the hardcore posters when it comes to Dems.

They focus on democracy, “no you gotta talk about healthcare and kitchen table issues!”

They do that, “lol the GOP is full on authoritarian, focus on that you cowards!”

Guy’s a professor, an author, and a TV writer.

Go to therapy, man. This modern day trend of needing to hate your life, be cynical, and nihilistic to be part of the cool kids club is so, so exhausting.

You, an idiot, an absolute rube: Join us, we’re working toward and hopeful for the future!

Me, smart, savvy, above it all: Have you considered being depressed?

Ah yes, some of the biggest and most successful movements in human history were sold on “nah, better things aren’t possible” and “why try” and who can forget the infamous “no, we can’t!”

Oh, Grok says this, ChatGPT says that, well The Rock says KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH, JABRONI.

Well the good news is the economic prosperity of the 1930s is unmatched in America and now to take a big sip of my coffee.

Also, Liberty Mutual’s marketing team

-basically the Republican platform since 1996

*sigh* fine, I’ll dust off the meme…

Listen, I agree that that subgenre is aggressive not for me, but as a guy taken to many a bookstore, if you weee to pan to the right, some of the most dense, mind numbly obtuse (complimentary) fantasy is probably there

Dongle Trimp, Joh Boind, Kamloops Honkis, and Bicle Penta

Bon Jonbnso, New Jersey’s favorite sol

This guy Philadelphia
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds

My favorite month of the year…Barler

Getting sent to the hospital because in cheating my way through school with AI, the tool told me the battery should “lick in” and now I’m severely injured.

Oh so we’re REALLY headed for economic turmoil, huh?

Joining us to discuss is Jake Tapper, Jake, what does this move tell us?

Well, when you remember that Biden didn’t hold a press conference…

So fucking done with wreckers like this. I'm sorry, but it's just a complete lie that there are "crickets" from Dems on this

A reminder yet again that the people who position themselves as the "defenders of women's sports" when attacking trans people actually hate women's sports and women athletes... especially Black women athletes...