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Patrick Damp

@synonymforwet.bsky.social

Writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Purveyor of nonsense who speaks only for himself. I yell about sports and WWE too much.

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So….because it’s the NHL and you gotta have officials who love game management, the makeup call for the Hurricanes was on Svechnikov using his free hand to pull Wotherspoon down but since Wotherspoon maybe got a stick on him, it’s a penalty.

Cool league.

11.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Rod Bitch’Amour

11.03.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the officiating bad?

No, of course not. Every call they’ve made on Carolina is correct.

WHO THE F**K IS BRYAN RUST?!

11.03.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Really thought The Glue Guy was gonna get his first as a Penguin

11.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is so less fun than Vegas calling takesies backsies.

11.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anthony Mantha this summer:

10.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Skinner decided to make the trip to Raleigh tonight….

10.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want you guys to know that I have died and due to not living righteously enough, I’ve learned Hell is real.

They’re playing the Discover β€œDwayne Jetski” commercial on endless loop.

10.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pittsburgh Penguins, tbh

10.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Burr is back!

10.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to listen to a 60-year-old man make up words while acting like a 17-year-old club hockey player because that’ll grow the game for uh

Reasons

10.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay tuned for tomorrow where Donald Trump again pulls some absolutely nonsense out of his ass and traders act like its the truth before inevitably figuring outβ€”againβ€”that the guy notorious for bullshitting everyone all the time is bullshitting them again

10.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunno if buddy heard, BUT…..

10.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever a negative shoutout is…that to the guy wearing the β€œI like whatever Drake likes” shirt.

Big yikes!

10.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a very real, small but loud, group of people who think if they post on social media righteously enough, they’ll change the world

10.03.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is because hating the Democrats is a way to build social currency with other Democrats in a way that the Republicans don't do

10.03.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 580    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

Anyway, if this is your posting style, I want you to print it out, walk to the nearest bar, club, coffee shop, etc… and say it out loud.

10.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe progressives really gotta deal with the buzzkill problem. You do realize we annoyed the average American into being fascism curious, right?” - Marc Maron

10.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Oh thank god someone said something wild enough to get us to stop talking about the military's food expenditures

10.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man isn’t it great the War against Iran is already over because Trump said so

10.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably happening at wherever you work in one form or another, too. This is just kind of how budgets work in large organizations. You have to spend the money so you can justify getting the money again next year. Even if you didn't need all of it this year, you might next year!

10.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Trump saying something obviously fantastical about *a war* and a bunch of ppl who should absolutely know better not to take him at his word doing so anyway really feels like a top ten "elites clown themselves for Trump" moment

10.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans as so far gone into depravity that they cannot recognize actually practied Christianity even when it stares them in the face

09.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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An hour apart. Perhaps we should stop treating the mindless weathervane spinning in the breeze as if it has a clear strategic direction we can ascertain.

09.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2421    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 72

guy recounting a bar fight he lost the previous night

09.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back civic minded voter mentality, do away with dead-eyed "break through my depression and make me feel something or else I blow this whole place and everyone in it sky high, you fucking fed!" voter mentality.

09.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

shoplifting is bad. cheating on your taxes is bad. smoking on the train is bad. not picking up your dog’s poop is bad.

we live in a society, act like it!

09.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1608    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 37

What a lot of "we had no way to know Fetterman would turn out this way!" people don't realize is that 85% of his recent behavior is downstream of him just being a terminally online edgelord contrarian, which he always was. Edgy contrarians are fun until they are contrarian against what you like

05.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s not a Pitt Man, but he’s a Pittman.

09.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You want to relive that comeback against Boston? Of course you do. Come hang with me and @hunterhodies.bsky.social as we recap that game, the Flyers game, and the Penguins INSANE road trip they're about to embark upon.

Tap in here: youtu.be/9CY9LK__7x4?...

09.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0