Patrick Damp

Penguins try a deke once in a shootout challenge: goddamn impossible

Welp. I guess one point is cool.

Make the goalies serve their penalties, you cowards.

Well that was Dan Vladumb of the Flyers’s goaltender.

me when I want to derail 7th grade history class

Pens and Flyers going to….

How is that icing?? Dewar had him beat the whole way!

Instead of being amazed that Cheney endorsed Harris despite agreeing with Trump on 99% of his policies, people treated it as though her endorsement meant Harris now agreed with Cheney on 99% of policy. Dumbest electorate in the world.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

This third period.

Well, it’s certainly a game of hockey.

- me watching the war in Iran

Pens-Flyers. You knew it wouldn’t be easy.

Win the third, win the game. Let’s ride.

I think back to my college hockey days. All of our “hazing” was preempted by telling rookies they did not have to participate. And making sure they knew we weren’t saying it as a threat, if you were uncomfortable or didn’t drink, it was not held against you.

And this was the 2000s!

I mean, there is something to be said for building camaraderie with some good natured ribbing and all that, but you know good and goddamn well this piece ain’t about that. It’s about borderline and actual abuse.

He’s been bad, too! But they gotta get puck out at the blue line. Even if you ice it, better than blue line turnovers

STEVE MCKENNA MENTION ON SNP

This kid line is really struggling on breakouts.

Also, my god, Skinner pulled a jarry on that goal from Barkey

KARL(SSON). GOOD TO SEE YOU.

His family is calling themselves the Official Bump Hype Crew?

Bump & Grind is RIGHT THERE, you nerds.

RAK RAK CITY, TRICK

Way too many want an authoritarian but on their side

People love shitting on wrestling like they have a masters degree in maturity.

Every TV show, every movie is scripted too, believe it or not.

Wrestling rules. The fans don’t want you anyway considering you sound like a pretentious ass hat.

Not to mention just 100% not understanding politics.

Trump calls himself Mr. IVF as a wink and a nod while totally serving the anti-abortion wing once elected.

Kamala compliments the military and it totally means she’s gonna be a war monger.

Alright. I’ll give him credit. Hell of a forecheck. Hell of a hit.

Lot easier to double down than admit you were duped.

Lotta people on this website, the old one, and TikTok loudly proclaiming they were duped rather than saying “I was wrong.”

Avery Hayes can’t be making plays like that on the wall. Puck’s gotta come out.

If I were the Philadelphia Flyers, and this is just me, I’d refrain from taking penalties against one of the league’s best power plays.

I’m built different, though.

1975-forever.

Let’s go Pens. Flyers suck.

More than 20 years later, this album remains perfect.

Every track. Banger. Zero skips.