Patrick Damp

there are a couple of ways to think about this, one is that no one should be running for their first senate race at this age, and the other is that if platner can’t beat her, he definitely can’t beat collins. i think he can. everybody needs to stop crying and start fighting.

The GOP can do this? I’m stunned they didn’t give them more prominent roles within the state party…

Parker Wotherspoon I am IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS

More and more people are saying

Alarm goes off at 4:15 a.m. so I won’t get to see it…

Pittsburgh Penguins, imo

a screenshot of some privacy settings one can toggle on and off in spotify — “Privacy and social Profile visibility Followers and following On your profile, people can see who's following you and who you're following. Blocked users Manage who you've blocked from viewing your profile. > Social features Messages You and your friends can send content and messages to each other on Spotify. Jam access with Bluetooth Use Bluetooth to connect to nearby devices and listen along with others. Learn how View more options on the Account Privacy page on the web.”

very low importance but… the new spotify feature “messages” is verrrry surveillance-esque & feels creepy plus was pushed in an app update you may not have noticed. if you still use spotify, you can turn it off. here.

you can just read the interview, you know.

SHOCKING NEW AUDIO: During his final dinner in the White House, Mr. Biden confused rigatoni with macaroni.

Please welcome Alex Thompson for more analysis on this BOMBSHELL report.

Habitually annoying is what I’m gathering

Pictures of Donald Trump looking very tired and unable to handle the rigors of the presidency raises new concerns about Joe Biden’s age.

She told him to fuck off to his face over trans rights! And won!

Better than thinking the hab nots

This feels like the inevitable result of One Guy Can Save Us politics

"Primary everyone!"*

*Obsess about one race in Maine while you are in CA or PA and your own Rep walks to reelection.

The posters revolution continues apace.

*they’re still posting

Live every day like it’s $1 hot dog 🌭 night

The year is 2028, there is violence in the streets, structures burn even at night and leave an eerie glow. A simulacrum of peace and quiet settles over the land, and then quietly a lone finger presses the on button, and begins his post about how this is all Biden's fault

Bills: FRAUDS. Ravens: MEGAFRAUDS. The entire AFC West: FRAUDS. In the American Football Conference, the Colts and Steelers stand alone in- hang on that can’t be right

Blue Jays gonna give Toronto some real blue days, amirite

Now you're getting it....

Starting to think the Cleveland-based outlet who started out with the mission of proving the Browns didn’t actually suck might not be a great authority on football!

That’s actually the PFF headquarters

Even in Perth, Australia, @thechrismack.bsky.social

Pittsburgh. Everywhere. Always.

Yeah, I think he also knows that if he tries to pull the shit he did with the Jets in Pittsburgh, misses the playoffs, and faceplants, it damages his legacy pretty badly.

Toronto Maple Laughs, imo

big uptick in annoying fucking eeyore ass responses all over the website today, grow up, get a helmet

every asshole on this website loudly braying that elections either won’t happen or won’t be fair in 2026 had better be buying an inflatable costume and sturdy walking shoes for this saturday, because if truly believe that, you’re not gonna like what the next step is

(Watches the right run a 50-plus year strategy of voting at every opportunity coming to near total fruition) “this doesn’t work, imo.”

Lotta posters have made politics their entire identity.

Same posters really don’t want to learn the ins and outs of the U.S. government.