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Patrick Damp

@synonymforwet.bsky.social

Writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Purveyor of nonsense who speaks only for himself. I yell about sports and WWE too much.

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Poni

03.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Dubas didn’t immediately laugh and hang up at this from Drury, he should be fired into the sun

03.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I see Steelers season is over for certain personalities in Pittsburgh.

lol but also lmao

03.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*remorsefully*

03.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the trump "I make a stupid decision" / "something really bad happens" / "i convince my followers the problem is now magically solved" / "i reverse my stupid decision"

the trump "I make a stupid decision" / "something really bad happens" / "i convince my followers the problem is now magically solved" / "i reverse my stupid decision"

the problem with the iran war is that The Enemy Gets A Vote and president deals can't reverse his stupid decision without their consent and right now they ain't interested in signing off.

03.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 525    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6237    πŸ” 1022    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Was using this thumbnail cheap heat? Sure, but I can't help myself.

Anyway, Pens vs. Bruins preview, some lineup changes, and a discussion on if the Penguins could/should trade Skinner at the deadline.

Come hang with me and @hunterhodies.bsky.social: youtu.be/22Nc5kLdRu8?...

03.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Reggie Dunlop be like

03.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s here and it’s beautiful.

03.03.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the DEI initiatives these guys got mad about were broadly aimed at making better hires by preventing quality candidates from being overlooked while their "pro-meritocracy" talk involves scraping the bottom of the barrel searching for anybody semi-qualified with the exact same life story and views

03.03.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 209    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

probably bad to have a president who openly ponders his own mortality and the unlikelihood of him getting into heaven, and also his entire administration thinks there are maybe 200 people in the world who aren’t NPCs

03.03.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate agreeing with Smith but he’s right here. The whole β€˜dirtbag left let me throw as many bizarre swear words into a post and call some lib a collaborator because they slightly disagree with me’ is anti-social and counterproductive

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Platner gives the GOP the chance to make arguments like this *honestly*, which is a fucking disaster. You don’t want to give them the ability to say β€œthat guy’s a Nazi” and not mean one of *them*.

02.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

Anyway, tell me again about Donald the Dove

02.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tea Party rotted the GOP from the inside-out, destroyed any ability they had to govern effectively, and led directly to the last decade's worth of abject misery, suffering, and death.

You will not defeat that rot with *more* rot, and it's psychotic to believe that.

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

"That was so disgusting and unnatural"

:: blinks ::

Buddy, your packet of DNA led to this moment. Take some fucking responsibility. In every sense of the phrase

02.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, sounds like a thing a president who might be cognitively declining would do. @jaketapper.bsky.social - you seeing this? Heard you wrote a book on this.

02.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why didn't the Democrats put out a statement that cured my anxiety I developed by staring into the void for 19 hours a day?

02.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know they every statement by a Dem must be exactly for me, personally?

02.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Its incredible how he keeps pivoting to the most unpopular thing possible

02.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In Canada, it's known as Eh-I.

just some jokes online, folks

02.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So this Penguins season is going to end with the Islanders ripping our hearts out, right?

We’re all prepping? Probably should be.

02.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Member that time we started a union? KDKA β€˜members

02.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My girlfriend 100000% appreciates this reply

02.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couple pictures I put on the other sites. 12 years ago the actual hockey β€œcareer” came to an end. Great friends, great hair, great memories.

02.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

OH! Also, fun fact.

Four of Ben Kindel’s goals are game winners. He’s tied with Rust, Crosby, and Brazeau for most GWGs. Kid’s good.

01.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is fucking shocking, and while i know politics journalists think it's clichΓ© to point this out, a democratic president would be impeached for delivering this speech in this way, and rightly so.

01.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3475    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 22