Lightsabermetrics

The smooth blue line, baby.

Ok Billy

lmao sure dude

I think big tough Mr. Secretary's boots should be the first on the ground in Tehran. Show us how it's done, sir.

Feeling like everything needs to be recorded for social media has really fucked up a lot of brains. You also see this happen with tornadoes and hurricanes.

The street so nice they Pulaski’d it twice

It's March 2nd today, and you know what that means...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!

*every character from every known game, cartoon, comic, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for driving criminal oil baron Aubrey McClendon's 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe 88mph into a concrete overpass*

Tammy Duckworth has never met a war she didn’t like and the only good thing I can say about her is that Dick Durbin is worse than she is

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

The special crack that I smoke when my nose is stuffy

YouTube video by EZ BAND Sailor Moon Theme – EZ Band (Version Cumbia)

This is awesome

youtu.be/AP6rslyNH-M?...

24 hours ago - Politics & Policy Scoop: Dems working on secret report found Gaza cost Harris votes

This economic idea transfixed Wall Street and Washington. It may be a mirage. Massive investment in AI contributed “basically zero” to U.S. economic growth last year, Goldman Sachs has calculated. Today at 5:00 a.m. EST

Love when the news starts to catch up to what everybody who isn't a spineless grifter has known for years

Damn. Turns out people don't like genocide, huh?

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

The queen dying is the worst thing that ever happened for Andy.

Hell yeah. Still a great song.

He'd probably believe it.

My very old and very Catholic Texican dad knows I haven't been to mass in 26 years, but he keeps reminding me that today is ash wednesday. "Just go get some ashes. You don't even have to go to mass."

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

a man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room . Alt: a man in a suit is laughing while playing a keyboard in a dark room .

tfw ur bro shows up and his heights are totally wuthered

The fucking oppo taco ad lol. After a few weeks of that I would have happily listened to KARS 10 times in a row.

The app fucking up and the same annoying commercials over and over again made me really consider dropping it last year. The 100% price increase just sealed the deal for me.

MLB TV and MLB At Bat used to be an incredible value and the gold standard for sports streaming. They have made it so shitty and expensive now that I don't subscribe to either one anymore. $60 for audio streaming? Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm from a very small rural place, but I graduated with a guy who used to be an MMA fighter before he became a cop. I think he was sorta known, but it's not a sport I've ever followed.

"god bless us," he whispered. one hand gripped the crutch, the other raised his gun and held it to the forehead of the miserly man. ebenezeer struggled and writhed, but was held in place by ghost arms. "everyone."
tiny tim pulled the trigger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP...

Waiting for it to eventually be scaled back even further from Moon to under the sea. I believe in you, Elon.

I still miss my Celica.