Lightsabermetrics

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)

After his nightly good night text, my dad had to text me again to let me know that Mounds and Almond Joys were on sale for $0.50 today at the WinCo. So, heads up if you have one of those in your area.

The Milwaukee Brewers cursing themselves

lmao

I don't think very many people outside of California give a shit about him. Buttigieg probably has a better chance than Newsom, and he's as charismatic as a turd.

This guy's videos are always great. Bread slicer, fire extinguisher, soviet fire helmet, and jammed antique lock are some of my favorites.

I worked at Walmart in the 2000s, and it was one of the worst jobs I've ever had. I've been to funerals happier than the break room of that store.

decided to compile some of charlie’s best performing tweets from each month going back through 2017 to let the man’s actual words speak for himself and things are off to a good start

I hope everyone had a nice 9/11 today.

lmao

Man, this guy sucks big time.

It's an advertisement for Listerine Gum Therapy mouth wash.

Listerine suddenly seeing a massive dip in sales after September 10, 2025.

He died doing what he loved, promoting hated and violence against those he considered lesser. ⚰️

I'm going to be just as sad about the news of the Nazi bobblehead's death as he would be about the news of mine.

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

The history of America has been forged by political violence, and contrary to the narrative being built on the news at this moment Most of that violence was at the hand of conservative white men against minorities and women throughout our history.

Slavery was violence
Jim Crow was violence
Etc

Let's redesign every corporate logo. I want to see a red-faced guy in Oakleys fill his diaper over Applebee's switching fonts.

I don't like the Cracker Barrel redesign because I think it looks boring and sterile. However, now that weird conservatives are losing their minds over it, I think I'm starting to come around to it.

Happy Fred Durst Day to all who celebrate.

Email from Netflix telling me "Don't forget to finish MINDHUNTER."

YOU FIRST, NETFLIX!

Child endangerment.

Can’t emphasize enough that I won’t get off my couch for any candidate that isn’t promising to hold these agents responsible to the fullest extent & then expand the law to ensure there’s even greater consequences in the future.

This is my baseline for political engagement.

Happy May Day

👑

I was bitten and tail swiped at the Econofoods in Sturgeon Bay.

Brown sauce

We need people to stop saying/implying that Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves due process because he has no criminal record.

His criminal record is beside the point. Everyone deserves due process, regardless of their record.

Let's just stick to saying it's unconstitutional to deny him due process

I saw it yesterday and thought it was pretty great.

Never kill yourself

This was one of the greatest places in the world to me when I was a kid.