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Jaems (2009 Remaster)

@jaems.bsky.social

woodworker, musician, japanese incense evangelist

161 Followers  |  556 Following  |  68 Posts  |  Joined: 05.07.2023  |  2.119

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Seabiscuit is incredible. Learn about the giant mountain of manure that jockeys would put themselves inside in order to burn off weight (it was essentially combusting internally) until a rain storm came and it destroyed an entire stadium in Tijuana. Amazing narrative start to finish

19.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it was also in french though, which is hard to understand

03.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like shootin crackers in a barrel

22.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know other people can see this, right?

15.08.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c...

14.08.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1086    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

he's a hero :D

14.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obama won it while overseeing wars in both afghanistan and iraq so trump may just have a chance!

14.08.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the squirrels at my house know exactly when the tomatoes are PERFECT and wait to steal them until precisely that moment. I'd be much happier if a human stole them tbh

02.07.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not mutually exclusive! to win we can't just focus on the other guys being bad you kind of have to articulate what you can create

01.07.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it might be good to think about articulating building something new instead of just trying to repair what's been destroyed

01.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version) Frank Zappa Β· The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life Β· Song Β· 1991

hope jimmy swaggart and frank zappa are having fun together open.spotify.com/track/2XqO04...

01.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are these somehow mutually exclusive? why not do both

20.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they can create the perverse incentive to be more poor so you can afford medical care

29.05.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's illegal to drive over the speed limit, that's why it's called the speed limit

29.05.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, you have successfully understood the joke

28.05.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
heroic turtle dials most of 911

heroic turtle dials most of 911

a shocking reversal

28.05.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

why do we think hold music sounds the way it does

22.05.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May the 7th be with you

07.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of those covers you don't think is a cover

01.05.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black Messiah

01.05.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like when they make fun of other people, just not me!

24.04.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Ballad of Dorothy Parker

21.04.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.

21.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5364    πŸ” 816    πŸ’¬ 294    πŸ“Œ 90

this post is not very silly. could be sillier. more condiments or something

18.04.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you are not passing the reading comprehension test my friend

18.04.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite part of the process. freshly oiled walnut is like getting rewarded for receiving an award

08.04.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm protesting (by losing my retirement savings)

05.04.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like mushrooms or believe in God but I swear to God I will like every single one of the mushroom guy's mushroom posts I ever see

03.04.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well with that many it would get way easier to add a journalist by accident so let's cut him some slack

02.04.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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