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Cunt Dracula Munster 🎗️🇵🇸

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He/It, She/Her if you pay me. The Vampiric Cunt of Colorado 🧛♥️ A resident of the Havnted Havse 👻🐀

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Post image 13.12.2024 05:00 — 👍 127    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0
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Goodnight :)

10.12.2024 07:32 — 👍 116    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 1
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Embroidery helps, though

10.12.2024 02:47 — 👍 28977    🔁 4394    💬 252    📌 142

She forge my throng till I gus

07.12.2024 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how the fuck am i supposed to take a world of warcraft boss seriously when their name is “Forgemaster Throngus”

07.12.2024 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

i got a fucking disgustingly ugly christmas dress i’m so excited

05.12.2024 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love Grey Matter 🩶🧠

03.12.2024 09:11 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I was absolutely flabbergasted by all of them!! I adored Grey’s glamor look, I think it was my favorite, and I was stunned by his filth one too. Everyone did so well and I loved all of them equally. If only they could be like mean girls and split the crown.

03.12.2024 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AND THEY FUCKING RAN OVER GRANDMA!!!

03.12.2024 11:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

me spamming one of my drag dads dms with mouthwashing fanart even though he has to be up in like two hours for work and i haven’t even gone to sleep yet

sorry gareth i love you 🫶♥️

03.12.2024 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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fellow drag performers. how the fuck do you deal with joint pain
i’m 23 and dying over here

01.12.2024 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're laughing. I slipped on this banana peel and you're laughing

30.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 113    🔁 30    💬 3    📌 1

I have two ball pythons!

01.12.2024 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your auntie on FetLife under the name Geraldine Gaggamuffin

29.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 9    📌 4
Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.

Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.

Sorry for the canned joke.

28.11.2024 20:35 — 👍 39085    🔁 2886    💬 1441    📌 284
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can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹

28.11.2024 04:23 — 👍 8738    🔁 1626    💬 171    📌 133

rattled this cat bastard around then he farted in my face
so rude of him

28.11.2024 09:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my moms making me a homemade meal 🥺

27.11.2024 18:57 — 👍 76    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Pregaming Thanksgiving dinner by shotgunning a can of gravy

28.11.2024 09:04 — 👍 279    🔁 31    💬 4    📌 1

I adore auntie with my entire heart but that was unnecessary!! also, it is reality tv so i’m sure a lot of the fighting is staged anyways 🤷

28.11.2024 09:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I look fucking insane but look at my little lady!! she is a fantastic hat and she knows it

28.11.2024 09:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0