machu peepoo

Probably my fault for reading the book directly before...

Feels like I'm the only one disappointed in the new Frankenstein movie?

definitely was not because i was watching escape from new york and had no idea

oh gosh darn it, i was too busy being a SEX HAVER to see the aurora tonight , couldn’t be helped

the boy who cried yiff

no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks

cats don’t like it when you twerk and kiss them at the same time it turns out

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“i missed that match. who topped?”

instead of referring to a wrestling match having a winner or a loser, i will now refer to them as a top or bottom

look ma! i’m doing it! i’m really doing it! (cranking my shit™)

nahhh, i’ve been doing comedy for awhile and seen plenty of people bomb. this was something ✨special✨

was just reminded of a crush i used to have that bombed so hard doing stand-up that i forgot they ever existed lmao

camera dept is a boys club…….. but i’m just a lil guy 😎♟️

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A picture of my cat, from underneath her chin, looking up at her face, while her head and paws are poked through the wooden back part of a chair.

trying to focus on work but i cant stop riffing songs about my cat to my cat

Anchorage Pel Meni is back in the shop!!!

if you’re not gonna toot on your cat, why even have a cat?

I hate in summer when people stare based on what I’m wearing. It’s hot! I’m dressed for the temp. My eyes are up here! Stop looking at my hairy toes

i don’t have executive dysfunction i have girlboss dysfunction

by day, i pull focus
by night, i pull pud

My cat, sitting on a cat scratcher bed that she never uses. She was mid licking her mouth, and the pic captured her tongue away, but her mouth looks wide, like she’s making a face at the camera.

My cat, sitting on a cat scratcher bed that she never uses. She was mid licking her mouth, and the pic captured her tongue away, but her mouth looks wide, like she’s making a face at the camera. This pic is cropped in to really emphasize her face.

did my cat just Jim me?

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we are not worthy

nick begich looks like if ralphie from a christmas story grew up only eating lead leached mash potatoes

do people who are into feet call toe hair “bush”?

i’d rather be alone with a bear shitting in the woods than a man shitting in the woods

Foreground: Holding a Strawberry Samanco (a fish shaped waffle breading filled with ice cream and strawberry sauce) Background: The TV playing the movie Jaws

perfect pairing of snack and movie

how does one jack a car?
i can never get mine to finish

Too Sweet but in the oh pwincess voice