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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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If you just deposit $10000 dollars in this Nigerian Army Chief’s (also a prince) account, you will be repaid ten times the amount and the insurgents will be (humanely ) crushed, but it must be today.

Still from News Radio S4Ep4 showing Jimmy James reading from his book (that had been poorly translated) “Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.”

Would you say it’s like a pregnant circle?

DHS Secy Noem, in Cabinet meeting, says in Portland she met with the governor, mayor, chief of police, and superintendent of highway patrol: “They are all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people.”

I’ve long assumed Trump would try to do stimulus checks before the midterms. What I didn’t predict was Democrats trying to help Trump do stimulus checks before the midterms.

I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles

Maybe the government of Afghanistan will simply blow up bagram air base and tell Trump he can have it.

👎🏻

The Onion News Network truck featuring the headline ICE Opens New Supermax Prison for Most Hardened Toddlers stationed outside the ICE facility.

The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.

please help me have my first baseball
media breakthrough

Is this good?

A key finding from this research is that providing low-barrier and flexible direct cash assistance to ensure that rent doesn’t exceed 30% of income more than halves homelessness. We need to produce more housing, so housing can be had at reasonable cost, but we clearly need to just give folks cash

Dems Are Struggling to Register Voters and Raise Money The Democratic Party is struggling to register voters and raise money ahead of the 2026 midterms, when the party hopes to win back the House.

I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working

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Substack Cofounder Defends Commercial Relationships with Nazis | TechPolicy.Press Helping Nazis grow subscription newsletter businesses is ultimately best for the world, reasons Hamish McKenzie.

Quick reminder: Substack also has a nazi problem.

Local beer enthusiast and credibly-accused sexual assault committer who doesn’t like answering questions or explaining himself affirms that there is no need to answer questions or explain decisions at his day job.

There’s a 0% chance hegseth, gabbard, and these other clowns know anything about anything with what is going on between Thailand and Cambodia right now. I miss competence.

So.. officially, I'm the last Black staff columnist left in the Washington Post's opinion section.

Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.

But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.

See you soon, NYC.

Release the Epstein Files.

Eleventh-Hour Amendment to Senate Bill Seeks to End Preschool for All Tax An amendment posted late Monday night to an Oregon Senate bill seeks to end Multnomah County’s Preschool for All program.

What the actual hell!!!
Imagine worrying more about the less than 10% of people paying this very small tax compared to the THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES benefiting from high quality, no cost childcare!!!

ABSURD!!! Why are they doing this!!?? Ugh!!!

bill clinton:

not long after the events portrayed in the video below, this version seemed to have disappeared from the internet. reader: it is back.

PDX Anarchists:
We need solidarity as ICE destroys families.
I'm asking you to share the shit out of liberals protest flyers and create chatter online. It causes the feds to adjust rosters. The more they respond to protests,the less staff are hunting and deporting our community.

Can’t compare with coverage if the coup attempt by @sarahjeong.bsky.social

Suzanne Pleshette’s appearance on the finale of Newhart.

State Department set to launch ‘Office of Remigration’ The concept of remigration has explicitly neo-Nazi roots and has been popularized in Europe.

SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda."

My report:

In addition to the hundreds of thousands of Americans claiming to have been injured by the Covid vaccine in the greater Niagara Falls area, can he name even one near Shermer, IL?