Kebab 👍

we're in line to pay for groceries and best friend takes out a polaroid of her gf (she lives 450+ kilometers away) sighs longingly saying she misses her wife.

This is somehow the cutest and the funniest thing i've seen.

It is extremely funny how in trying to prove he's so hip with the capital G Gamers musk just fell flat on his face proving he never picked up an ARPG

my friend who i got into tcgs : yeah so i'm lacking things to scarifice in my aristocrat deck
me : so you need dork engines
him : YEAH DORK ENGINES

Random implies the ceo was just some guy and not a plague profiteer

Musk constantly dancing on rakes yet every step he's surrounded by yes men who clap and say "masterful gambit sir"

discovered the strategy of "chucking increasingly large objects at sith lords" in star wars ttrpg (saga) works just as effectively as it did in the lego skywalker saga game if not more due damage thresholds

A lot of the marketing for splatoon was "you're a kid now you're a squid now" like what do those artist mean

Was wondering why my professor's sweater was covered in powder. Realized when she started writing with chalk

"I wanted my partner" definetly gay

Arcane season 2 spoilers

idk what's gayer, the caitvi sex or whatever jayvik had going on in the series finale

This plus it brings tears to my eyes whenever my experienced players intitiate people's passions for the hobby.

i wish i could commission my friends. Alas i cannot pay them because no major payment companies work here

the only downside of this app is if i'm opening it in public sometimes i need to scroll by fast occasionaly

Pretty decent, though i do get mixed up with the inputs when i'm using it on steam.

Friend gifted me flubs the fool.(he had 5) girls stay winning

2- GURPS : Game ran by a mutual friend of mine and the first game's dm. Probably my favourite pc ever (ms bramble and her bigfest fans)

3- Star wars saga : my glorp shitto. Jeoeter, a young padawan who chucked a barrel at a sith lord so hard he exploded

Playing three different ttrpgs this semeter in three different systems and settings

1- Dnd 2024 entirely for international students ran by a good friend of mine (Brit)is the gm and i'm playing a kenku immigrant. Married couple (Russian) and Two engineers (Iranian) pretty fun table

man gurps is fun
Combat encounter. Ms Bramble kicks a wizard in his head, resulting in him misfiring a spell at his teammate.

Dave (archetypal fighter) forgot he had a sword for two thirds of the fight, then just deleted a guy in a split second

Our party's bard sucked a girl dry.

mom : "Oh i wish I had a daughter"

A finger curls on the monkey's paw

doing statistical analisys. Audible went "20? That's too big" and my friend went for a dick joke. girl.

comic from february 2023 #pokemon

It's a wild time making gaming videos on Youtube

Conversely with the flavour of manifest dread
"Your worst fears realized... bunny :)"

An image of Link from tears of the kingdom. He is dressed in the archaic tunic, has his hair down, and is covered in many scars. He is looking up at the camera intensely while gripping the master sword.

[ #tloz #totk ]

Link drawing from last year

I think there's a rule somewhere in the 2014 dmg saying players can spend in game time and gold on a master to get profficency but i could be making it up.

Alternatively consider non 5e ttrpg systems

This post made me wonder "oh yeah what games came out 20 years ago" and led me to the conclusion that the ps3 turns 18 within a month's time

It changed with 2.0, gear now scales to V's level which i personally find redundant but i guess it's time to punch fingers

I find it funny how in cyberpunk 2077 cdpr locked the best non dlc body mods and implants behind "not immedeatly bashing the worst person you can interact with on sight"

The one constant is they're both healers

( her name is ms. bramble and she specializes in food magic)

A Brown Rabbit with a hastly pasted png of a cauldron, a staff and a fake png of fire.

First ttrpg character : The sole survivor of a nation, bearing the guilt both of being the sow survivor of her nation but also her lovers sacrifice saving her. Now seeking glory and eternal conquest to see her people again
Latest ttrpg character: