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Remember, AI bros are pushing outrageousness (“casting” beloved dead performers, inventing AI actors) because they are hemorrhaging cash and need the buzz. Ignore.

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Current state

Am I...out?

This could be going better. 🔵 ⚾

Kurty

hey if we can get 400 more follows our lil cat rescue can start making money for views on TikTok

give us a follow, pretty please???

www.tiktok.com/@capedcrusad...

LOL eat shit Andy. The only violence in Broadview has come from cops & ICE/feds. Anyway, my point is: hu-man two legs bad! A variable number of legs with inflatable attachment & googly eyes good!

Smithers at the beginning of Who Shot Mr Burns Part 2 where he coughs up a mouthful of cigarettes looking hungover off cheap scotch

Good morning Tigers fans

Inside a Canadian professor's 43-year-old Dungeons & Dragons campaign Robert Wardaugh's Dungeons & Dragons campaign has been running since 1982. Here we take a look at this remarkable game and ask what has been keeping this party playing together for so long?

A roster of 60 active players. Wild.

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Me, a Blue Jays fan, watching every single Mariners and Tigers pitcher burn themselves out going into the 2000th inning of this game

What kind of game is this? Three of the four starting pitchers this series for both teams have pitched in it.

Baseball, continued.

Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

What a crock of shit from Marc Benioff — who appears willfully ignorant of news and facts and so thirsty for approval and attention from the Trump tech bros (who in the past mocked him relentlessly) that he is soiling himself in public www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

"It might make a lot of people's hearts sore, but this is the Blue Jays..."💙

Trash.

"All you motherfuckers, it takes everybody everyday. Start spreading the news, bitches, we're going to the ALCS" - John Schneider popping a bottle

Everybody unclench.

#Bluejays win 5-2 to move to the ALCS for the first time since 2016.

The bullpen game worked. Wow.

"an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness" is inadvertantly a very good description of Beckett!

Small ball boys #bluejays

BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Hang tough, Blue Jays fans. Rest up. Sleep well.

Steady on, lads, let's get some runs on the board.

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. (Baseball related)

I for one can't wait for Luchasaurus vs Beast Mortos, a real Rawr vs Rawr match. #AEWdynamite

Even the tables.

It's nice to be reminded of that.

And now I can't unsee it.