Luke M

Of all the things to do in Venice, look into getting a water taxi at least once over a gondala. It's a flat fee (about €100) and they'll take you anywhere via an impromptu tour around the lagoon or in and out of the canals.

"Ooooo, you're shit, aahhhh".

Checking that...yea confirmed, immediate relegation.

Well, Fontaines DC were fucking incredible live.

Any suggestions on parking for gig at Wythenshawe Park?

Cap/bucket hat in hand....

any oasis spares for next weekend?

I fancied a walk around town today with the lad. The trains are every 2 hours! No cancellations or delays, that's normal service.

Random one, but nobody gives a fuck if you have to leave a Teams meeting early so no need to announce it. Just press the leave button and go about your day.

Another rough night on the pitch but off it, mint as always.

Fellow nerds assemble. Anyone listen to the Athletic podcast through the app and noticed adverts appearing now when they didn't used to? I don't threaten to cancel my subscription at the last minute to get a massive discount for this type of service.

Booked.

**fires up the laptop ✈️**

Is he on fucking crack?

Really enjoyed that last night, and it looked like the players did too. Very decent away end.

Still after a ticket for today if anyone hears of anything

Get it on a flag!

Fuck sake!

Just remembered Garnacho waving at the Stretford End last night and me waving back. Fuck sake.

Today has already contained booking a holiday 👍, my son drawing all over the couch in felt tip 👎, and Fontaines DC selling out before I could buy tickets 👎

United (at home) to come yet.

Coventry is easily the most depressing place I've ever spent time. And I've been to Irlam.

Well that got fucking interesting at the end.

Same next week, please reds.

Yes, yes it is. Well spotted.

5 years off the grog, tempted to go on a 3 week bender.

We're going after Assad now he's available, aren't we? Smart.

There's too much in Freight Island. Quite frankly, it's excessive.

I really really enjoyed that today. Watching footballers enjoying playing football is great, it might catch on.

Sorry, watched that Kneecap film today and it got me thinking, that's all.

What's the consensus on being able to shout 'up the RA' for Ruben Amorim at Old Trafford? Just so everyone is on the same page before the Rangers game.