I almost flew a plane, once…
…almost!
(c.f.: @cheetahobscura.bsky.social )
I almost flew a plane, once…
…almost!
(c.f.: @cheetahobscura.bsky.social )
I like to think the EU+UK+CA could declare war on the US and win.
25.02.2026 11:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Poor appetite - or are you overeating at times?”
😟
“Feeling bad about yourself - or that you’re a failure and that you’re letting people down?”
🥳
“Trouble concentrating on things?”
😬
“Thoughts that you would be better off dead - or thinking of hurting yourself?”
🤩
Makati presents: YOUR QUARTERLY PSYCHIATRIST APPOINTMENT SIMULATOR 2026: PHQ-9 Editon:
“Are you experiencing little interest or pleasure in doing things?”
😒
“…Uh-huh. Feeling down? Depressed? …or hopeless?”
😕
“Trouble falling asleep - or staying asleep - or sleeping too much?”
🙁
I’m bringing them to TFF so you’ll have your wish
21.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
None of these boxes match that description, sorry.
There is:
* Do-si-dos (Melatonin flavour?)
* Toffee-Tastic
* Tagalongs
* Trefoils (Radiation hazards?)
* Thin Mints
* Samoas
* Exploremores
* Adventurefuls
* Lemon-Ups (…used GoodNites?!)
A huge lawless out of control ultraviolent gaggle of neighborhood girl scouts physically bullied me into ordering one of everything 😥🫣🤕
Honest!
Cereus the neon coyote perched happily on a huge pile of stuffed animals.
Cereus tightly snuggles a wolf plush and looks invitingly at the viewer.
It’s Friday, my brain is yotemeal, so just join me on the plush pile.
It’s so soft and cozy and so am I.
#fursuit #furry #fursuitfriday
Yeah but they make those for babies tho
20.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Then you should be IN NAPPIES THEN!
20.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Put some pants on before someone sees you
20.02.2026 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0100% totally not yours, yuuuup
20.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sombrero propaganda
Oblig
20.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Same
*points towards the Sombrero balanced upon my regal brow*
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
On the @oxide.computer and friends podcast last month we (primary credit @ahl.bsky.social) coined the term "Deep Blue" for the sense of psychological ennui leading into existential dread that many software developers are feeling thanks to LLMs right now simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/15/...
15.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 167 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 6What if instead of America’s Funniest Home Videos it was instead America’s Most Satisfying Machinist Videos?
15.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0:3 i get it, freddie
14.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 239 🔁 56 💬 12 📌 3Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
14.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 22273 🔁 5881 💬 167 📌 122Can a computer program summon demons? Am asking for my github wiki
14.02.2026 11:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a mouthful, but how about “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”?
10.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yuh culda been a contenduh!
10.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haven’t you ordered one yet? You asked me a few months ago 👀
Pictured: how I imagine your bathroom might currently look owing to having no disposal and containment system
:3
Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
09.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 42747 🔁 7471 💬 992 📌 549If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.
09.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 4085 🔁 453 💬 63 📌 21
Yes.
…but also its sturdiness (it’s got a metal frame, metal roll holder, and metal door latch); the Akkord was all plastic (IIRC) and started to fall-apart within a year.
Nope; on both counts.
Odour containment could be better: it’s a single door lid; not a double trap-door like on the Janibell Akkord (but the Akkord is tiny)
It uses proprietary plastic rolls - but they’re reasonably priced and a bulk-buy of roll lasts me 2-3 years.
…and my portable nuclear waste container-of-choice remains the Janibell M450BW - despite all its flaws - because *everything else* on the market in North America is much worse.
Large Try-Again used for scale.
I’m genuinely curious how people develop an interest in this kind of content but I’m afraid to ask… 🫥
I swear it’s nothing I’m personally actually into, but at least a few of you have been… uh… persistent in requesting “diaper sausage” 🌭 photos whenever I empty my pail 🪣
So tell ya what: when/if this loweffort post gets 150 likes or reposts then I’ll make it a regular thing (in a new account)
