Tucker

Random Thoughts:
"Next time I get caught in a lie I am just gonna start saying shit about the stock market, throw down a ninja smoke bomb, then dip out that bitch."
#randomthoughts #topical

Random Thoughts:
"Madara Uchiha, not in the Epstein files. Danzo, definitely in the Epstein files."
#randomthoughts #naruto

Random Thoughts:
"I know people have pointed this out but its crazy ironic that there is an 18+ age check to access the Epstein files. I feel like the government should have checked harder to make sure this muthafucka was dealing with 18+."
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Random Thoughts:
"Start a website called MILF Facials that is just a site filled with pics and video of moms going to and reviewing spas but advertise it like it is a p0rn site."
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“Orwellian shit going on in Tennessee — Republican voters are being threatened to vote, Democratic voters are being told to vote a day late.”

👋🏽 We are here. These mailers are real.

And secretary of voter suppression Tre Hargett seems unconcerned🤔

🎯

> @samsteindc.bsky.social

SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”

Oh my.

James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.

Get this man in the Senate.

An F.B.I. Trainee Hung a Pride Flag Near His Desk. He Says He Was Fired for It.

BREAKING: The FBI trainee that was fired for displaying a Pride Flag is SUING the government, saying his removal was illegal www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...

#randomthoughts

I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.

At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.

Proving yet again how closely he studied Goebbels.

It's the guns 💯%

Random Thoughts:
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
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Jeezus, Taylor got more variants than COVID. And she out here naming albums like she naming Naruto games. I can't wait for the Life of a Showgirl Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Jitsu Supreme Storm Hokage Clash edition.
#topical

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez

Random Thoughts:
"Damn, I don't think I'll ever be as hard as Greta Thunberg."
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Random Thoughts:
"When is he gonna shake hands with Reagan?"
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Random Thoughts:
If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones

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Random Thoughts:
"Slobbin' Toboggan, it's like Bang Bus but on a sled."
#randomthoughts

How is this sustainable?

AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance

However, they are weaker than they look…

WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown

Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"

Random Thoughts:
"Titmouse"
*Giggles a little cause I'm a child*
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U.S. Border Patrol agents tried and failed to detain a man in downtown Chicago (via Christopher Sweat)

Random Thoughts:
"I wish someone had told me when I was a kid that being an adult meant navigating through corrupt system to corrupt system, and trying to keep your head down enough that you don't get swallowed up by all of them."
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Random Thoughts:
"Poon Ballon, it's like Bang Bus but in a hot air balloon."
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