Dom (Not Toretto)

And I was like Emilioooooooo 🗣️

My upstairs neighbors walk with the weight of 3000 stones attached to their ankles 😞

Idk yall, the group chat was full of “did you sign up to do that” instead of just realizing that I was chosen…

Completed my first webinar as a panelist 😌

Everybody make some noise!!!

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THERE WE GO GREEN DAY. WE TRIED TO TELL THEM BAD BUNNY WASNT GONNA BE THE PROBLEM #superbowl

Yeah. It was a parody on reality tv shows.

Yup! It was on Comedy Central from like 2004-06 or 07.

No it’s from Drawn Together lol

That actually being footage of you lolol

😭😭 my fault

Thats footage of me

I’m viewing this as exposure for future opportunities 😌

Cuz nobody consulted me about this!!!

why me

Accidentally became important at work

The way I’m flying through books during graveyard shift is insane

I constantly feel like I will not get what I really want in my life and I don’t know how to get over that

Me seeing all these pregnancy and engagement posts:

Season 3 of Shrinking is here
Can’t wait to see what this season brings

This is whose experience you’re impacting btw. Hope you’re proud of yourself pal

I hate going to movie theaters because everybody chews with their trap wide open

My small town local newspaper somehow found out I made the President’s List for last semester and made it a fucking headline in the paper….

Like PLS!!!

I already had it deactivated. I logged in yesterday for funsies and hated it, so made the move to completely delete. :)

Deleted my Instagram. Couldn’t take it anymore.

This Mary Cosby documentary is nuts

I’m being so serious when I say this… but wtf is freemasonry? is it a cult?

Damn right it does!!!

It’s miserable!!

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Pure insanity. Send help