Tara

getting home from a lovely night seeing brandi carlile straight into learning the pedo-in-chief started a war is quite the whiplash

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Honestly just fire all the men.

Into space.

and they did that sober, which is wild

at this point what's her ao3 handle👀

She's fucking GOLDEN!!

looking at tomorrow's Olympics schedule and I'm gonna fight the person at the Olympics who put the women's hockey gold medal game and the women's figure skating free skate at the same time

oh, that's not it

starting to think the Snoop Curse has legs

Good job, Liz Lemley

did the farmer in that ad really ask chatgpt how much water they used? probably not as much as it just used by you asking it that question! 🤦🏻‍♀️

it was so well done!

That was incredible and I'm sad it's over. The perfect set design for this time of day, too

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

Mike Trico is so good, it's just too bad Chris Collinsworth is there too

The amount of AI ads so far, man we're are cooked as a society

I've said it before and I'll say it again: America The Beautiful would make a better national anthem than the current one we use, which has the attack on freed slaves in the third stanza. Also Brand Carlile did a great job. That said this gentleman singing the anthem is doing a lovely job.

can we just go straight from the Green Day concert to the bad bunny concert? who really needs the football game

Taking your own food when you’re going TO ITALY. truly the sign of a demented mind

LOUD cheers for Team USA

Boos as JD Vance is shown on the in-arena screens

Attaway, Italia 🇮🇹✊

things don't look good for our guy😔

I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

dear NBC, stop showing that sofa-humping man during the women's hockey game. Literally nobody watching wants to see that

we don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Currently reading fic in the backyard while a family of tiny birds build a nest in the birdhouse my nephew put in the tree. ‘Tis a beautiful weekend

I think we all deserve to live in fake worlds right now. the real world can eff off

take your time (but also hurry up!)

❤️

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

Absolutely the fuck not. Nope. There are soooo many other options, why her?