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Archimedes, Hater of Lamps

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I’m Archimedes, Destroyer of Lamps, middle fur child of my mom. I guess I will also share this account with my brothers.

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Day 10 of mom posting photos of my big little brofur, Nosferatu the #VoidKitty and her #FridaysWithFinnegan photo. Mom got her Flu and Covid vaccine today so she’s going to be wiped out for the next 36 hours. We are standing by to care for her. #NurseCats

10.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 9 of mom posting my #VoidKitty brofur.

09.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 8 of mom posting picks of my big, little brofur, Nosferatu. #VoidKitty #BlackCatsOfBlueSky

08.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Greetings from us all Miss Pepper!

08.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 7 of my mom posting pics of my big little brofur. #VoidKitty #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsRule

07.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 84    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it

There will be no photo today. Instead we will light a candle for one of our mom’s best friend’s kitty, Bella, who will be making her journey over the rainbow bridge today after 21 glorious years with her hoomom.💔💔💔💔

06.10.2025 09:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Have you considered you might have a “poultrygeist?”

I’ll see myself out. Mom says this is why she keep changing the password on her phone to keep me out.

05.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No video. It was the middle of the night. He certainly could have been framed by the fat squirrel who always harasses us. He has spindly fingers that could have done it!

05.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 4 of my mom sharing a photo of my big little brofur #VoidCat Nosferatu. She says this is a horribly uncomfortable position for him to be laying in but she’ll deal with it for a few minutes. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsAreNofBadLuck

04.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 3 of photos of my big little brofur, Nos, the #VoidCat. Tonight we also get a #FridaysWithFinnegan since he was bathing Nos right up until they started fighting. Sigh. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky

04.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Day 2 of my mom sharing pics of my big little brofur Nosferatu. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #Chonkalicious

02.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 65    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Nosferatu lounging in his favorite box that he is too big for and it’s bursting at the seams.

Nosferatu lounging in his favorite box that he is too big for and it’s bursting at the seams.

Mom says that because it’s now October…she is going to try to remember to post pictures of my big little brofur since he is a void kitty. I had better get my own month too!

Here is Nos aka Nosferatu aka Chonkalicious aka the Furry Bowling Ball of Doom
#VoidCatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsAreGoodLuck

01.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She was such a good hooman. We are all 💔💔💔💔

01.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mom had the absolute audacity to go on vacation for a week and then away for a week to teach at some Hooman work class. She is back now and here are a selection of photos of my opinion on the matter.

30.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 25    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m trying to sleep and here she is with the camera… #CatsOfBlueSky #TuxieTude #SleepyCat

12.09.2025 21:52 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

As soon as I can figure out how to dial without thumbs…

12.09.2025 09:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom was not amused. Especially because she knows I like to splash in the water and so she keeps the lid down to keep me out of it. Instead I splash in the water fountain.

12.09.2025 09:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My brofur Nosferatu is going to need a pawyer… he may or may not have been attempting to jump onto the toilet and instead cracked the hinge on the lid and launched it into the side of the bathtub and woke mom up at 1am yesterday.
Whether or not he was chasing me at the time is largely irrelevant.

11.09.2025 23:16 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Oh noes! We are so sorry for your loss and the loss of our fellow furriend💔💔💔💔Sending our love to you!

10.09.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nos and I are having our #SundaySnoozes while Finnegan runs laps around the house. #CatsOfBlueSky

07.09.2025 20:12 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mom disturbing my nap in four frames. #SundayScaries #CatLadyLife #SundaySnoozes #CatsOfBlueSky

31.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom saw this one out of the corner of her eye and thought it was an alligator at first😹

30.08.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Our mom says that this is definitely the way she does it only even the bottom photo is ambitious. It’s more likely she will buy the pumpkin and forget to take it out of the bag entirely.

29.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I told mom this is my #SurlySunday pose across the table. Who doesn’t need an impromptu photo shoot. #CatsOfBluesky

24.08.2025 21:54 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#CaturdayNight with Nos…he’s having a little snooze.

24.08.2025 02:25 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Archimedes is laying in a white bathtub

Archimedes is laying in a white bathtub

Mom is in the bathroom, cleaning, and therefore I am also in the bathroom because she must be supurrvised at all times. #CatsOfBlueSky #Caturday #TuxieActivities

23.08.2025 17:11 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Finnegan is laying across a mat that says: “This cat is naughty”

Finnegan is laying across a mat that says: “This cat is naughty”

Archimedes is lazily laying across a cushion and illuminated by pink light

Archimedes is lazily laying across a cushion and illuminated by pink light

Nosferatu is bursting out of his favorite box again and he absolutely will not let mom recycle it even though it is literally falling apart. He is also cuddling his little lion toy and looking suspiciously at mom because he thinks she’s going to try to take his box again.

Nosferatu is bursting out of his favorite box again and he absolutely will not let mom recycle it even though it is literally falling apart. He is also cuddling his little lion toy and looking suspiciously at mom because he thinks she’s going to try to take his box again.

For tonight’s #FridaysWithFinnegan mom presents the following selection of photos. Pay extra attention to the fact that we are actually behaving for a change. Or so says mom. #CatsOfBlueSky #CaturdayEve #HappyCatLadyLife

23.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh…apparently she is also wishing me a Happy International Black Cat Day as well. I guess she noticed my predominate color is also black. I guess that’s acceptable.

17.08.2025 22:21 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My mother is feeding into this beasts belief that he is somehow superior to other cats on this day. She has given him a crown and other such nonsense. Meanwhile, I woke her up every hour last night to see if she needed anything. Where’s my parade??? Where’s my crown??? #InternationalBlackCatDay

17.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My brofur, Nosferatu has his paw up and is ready to go. You may want to test him for nip though. He seems to be a little goofy.

16.08.2025 21:55 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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