Archimedes, Hater of Lamps

Mom says that it is!

#SundaySelfies with Nosferatu. He has mom trained. She knows she is only human furniture but she is fine with it.

My brofur Nosferatu and I are napping and waiting on mom to go to bed. #CatsOfBlueSky #CaturdayNight

Three cats lay on the bed with their mom. Nosferatu is on the left, Finnegan in the middle, and Archimedes on the right next to mom’s left leg.

Mom’s TV in the living room quit working and so she’s watching TV in the bedroom tonight and we are all joining her. I’m on the other side of her leg. I don’t like to lay with my brofurs. #CatsOfBlueSky #FridaysWithFinnegan #PersonalSpaceWhatsThat
#CatLadyLife

Oh no! He was so fantastic 💔

Mom received her new necklace and bracelet today! She’s very excited to wear them tomorrow! She says thank you sooo much. They are beautiful. 💛💙

My brofur, Nosferatu, would also add walking up behind them while they are putting their contact lenses in and scrape your nails down the back of both of their calves, pulling their pajama pants down and scaring the hell out of them. That’s also very effective.

My brofur, Nosferatu, is boycotting #CatBoxSunday for reasons that he is not explaining. He has decided it should be #SelfieSunday except for that one pic mom took. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #CatLadyLife

Oh noes my fren…I’m just now seeing the news. Sending you all the hugs💙💙💙💙

A very cute Finnegan is laying on a dark colored blanket with moons and suns and stars on it.

Mom has had a really rough couple of weeks followed by today also being super stressful even though she was off work. So my brofur, Finnegan, is watching #TheLastDriveIn with her for #FridaysWithFinnegan #MutantFam

I did this earlier this evening too but I landed in the middle of mom’s bowl of steamed broccoli. Whoopsie! You did much better!

My hoomom said when she was little a group of people pushing religion showed up at her parents’ house. She lived on a farm then and had a lot of outdoor cats. They got to the front door and all of the cats ran up and started hissing and trying to climb them. They all ran off. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Awful. They are monsters.

That seems to be the best pose for #CatBoxSunday

It’s #CatBoxSunday and I’m hanging out in the @grovecollaborative.bsky.social box my hoomom got the other day. My brofurs can’t find me. #Muahahahahaha #CatsOfBlueSky #SneakyCat

Please please please send this to anyone and everyone you know in the Temple Hills, MD area. 💔

No hoomom, I do not care that you already fed me dinner and snackies. I want something else. #CaturdayEve #TuxieTude #CatsOfBlueSky

We thank all of you at Fort Cattis for the hugs and positive vibes. Been a super sweltering sauna here too. Mom’s stress level is astronomically high and we are taking turns purring at her to try to help. We send our hugs & slow eye blinks back to you guys and thank you for your vigilance.

We’re gonna need a bigger LitterRobot…

My hoomom said she would be thrilled if all three of us were actually that large.

The sass is strong with you Huxley! Well done fren!

It’s #SurlySunday and I’m serving a spoonful of it up for mom to deal with. #CatsOfBlueSky #TuxieTude

Part two of #FridaysWithFinnegan

For her #FridaysWithFinnegan mom presents this pic of Finn sleeping on her ankles while she watches #IT🎈

Normally she doesn’t look because we would argue that she has quite enough plates but she decided they were perfect for breakfast sandwiches or dessert. And her previous two little plates had been broken (one she dropped the other cracked in half in the microwave) so she bought them.

Mom finally managed to have all four plates clean at once and the other four she was talking about too!

They were at Target last year around Halloween. They came in four patterns: a black widow, a pumpkin, a snake, and a skull and crossbones.

We also have this really neat set of Halloween salad plates at Home Goods that have ghosts and skeletons on them in what looks like old Victorian prints.

Nosferatu is demonstrating the appropriate #SleepySunday technique. He is sacked out on the couch next to mom. So asleep he’s even ignoring the squirrel yelling on the balcony #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #CatNaps

Mom said she’s 1000% sure this is some sort of miracle that I’m sitting here on her lap, holding Nosferatu’s paw and neither of us are hissing or fighting. #CatsOfBlueSky #CatLadyLife #BrofurlyLove

Thank you General Cattis our mom gave us whipped cream and lots of snuggles in honor of you.❤️❤️❤️❤️