I had doritos for breakfast. Today isn't gonna be my day.
05.09.2023 12:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I had doritos for breakfast. Today isn't gonna be my day.
05.09.2023 12:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0My fave author is Harper Queef
05.09.2023 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Funny you should say that. I'm hoping to have my charter up and running next summer!
05.09.2023 12:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know this may come off as reactionary and possibly a little bit premature but I think this Donald Trump fella might not be on the up and up.
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You haven't aged a day
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I love lamp
19.08.2023 15:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So... Elon decided to remove the block button on Twitter. I'm here full time now. All Garth. All the time.
18.08.2023 16:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Guys...I'm starting to think cops aren't really the good guys that Dick Wolf led us to believe.
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I wonder if Lou Reed ever even tried walking on the Mild Side. It's not terrible.
20.07.2023 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, giving my grandma's eulogy: "WAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP!!!"
16.07.2023 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cereal for dinner is NOT pathetic. Screw you!
15.07.2023 22:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Can you imagine what Nietzsche would say if he were alive today? He'd likely shit his pants if he saw a Baconator.
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I bet I could fight a mountain lion. I'd fucking lose immediately but I could still do it.
13.07.2023 22:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's up, bitches?
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