THE C🔞M-BEAST

izzy diagnosing me with graha 11 months ago only for me to develop that exact psychosis after shb really does feel like a toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilting towards it

anyone else really into elfslop

it's really funny because sch was my first job in the game and i got through all of arr and the early bits of hw and i was like "i dont get it this game kind of isnt fun" but now i see what the problem was

i think healing is fun gameplay really but i think managing the scholar's pet is kind of a hassle like i think my main thing is always gonna be ninja and after that i like tanks a lot

hands on forehead ok i think in powerleveling scholar to lvl80 (i'm only at 70 rn help me) to unlock the shb healer and caster role quests it's not really for nothing cuz having jobs leveled is good and it's letting me feel out what i do and dont like but unfortunately it's not sch .

SHB was goated and I don't think I'm going to change my opinion on that even as the contrarian I am but I'd be lying if I said the insane fatphobia going on with Vauthry's Everything wasn't kind of insane

i think they lied about mooncats having bigger ears booooooooo

word that starts with b and ends with lowing my head off with a 12 gauge shotgun

turn off the water

grahaxarch torture fans

dude i fucking love yearning maiden types ok like i love the super contentious hanahaki trope for the same reason

my friends suggested that i complete all the role quests and the first 8 parts of the eden(?) raids before doing post-shb so i'm just leveling jobs rn but i think it's good cuz now i have time to #ruminate. also maybe i want to put the cat in situations in my mind

unfortuantely im basic and like The Popular Expac but if im to defend myself ive always consistently been really into stories that center around grief and letting go (or the inability to) and everyone being tortured by loneliness so shb was a little lab grown i fear

im gonna keep it a buck fifty amaurot was already just oops all kill yourself media but i think when i hit this line i was about to reach for the chlorox

i did in fact come around on emet-selch and all he had to do was stop being quirky every time he was onscreen but also i cannot imagine wanting to fuck this guy. in fact being reminded that he canonically had sex is almost deeply upsetting to me

um.

I don't think I've ever really been one for OC-shipping myself (I tried it like once and ended up just using default Corrin and liking that better) so maybe that's why I fw one-sided so heavy besides just having a colossal angstboner

They poisoned me.

so shb was both a process of remembering who that person was and therefore getting to meet and know them for the first time again so it's not quite a first meeting so much as a 1/2st meeting i'd say i just think that's neat. please lock me in a cage and drop the cage in a tank right now

it's a quirk of having to account for player names but i like imagining exarch only calls you warrior because in the century(ies?) of waiting he forgot their name their face and just about everything except what he felt about them

i found out in the original text he calls the wol his「一番憧れの英雄」(rough/inelegant tl being "#1 most admired hero") so i just think it'd be The Bomb Dot Com making it unrequited is all. i love playing touys

i like grahaxarch a lot (i dont want to talk about it.) but i dont know if im feeling the wolship angle at the moment because i think making it one-sided is high octane angstmaxxing and i'm more about that personally. i mean yesterday i ate two yogurts normally

i think i like the lore with the keepers of the moon miqos a lot more but good lord why are they so ashy 😭

maybaps i want to be a cat for endwalker

who said that

is anyone going to kick that cat in the lower abdomen until he pees himself or am i going to have to do it. quickly