Hot Sauce Man

Some people just get to live your dreams and complain about it.

Went to a Puerto Rican cafe for lunch today my homegirl told me about and she told me to get a loaf of bread from there when I leave.

Food was good and I’ll be back to try other things on the menu.

This bread though?

It’s like a really soft and slightly sweet dinner roll but in a loaf. 😍

😂😂😂

1. I went into the office today. It’s dead but I got a new parking pass.

2. Food Hall that was converted from the old food court when there was a mall next to the office has a new candy shop that has bulk albanese gummy bears. Very dangerous.

I know you say this often, but I swear for me that Morton’s kosher salt it way saltier. I really have to be like: 1 pinch at a time.

Gas went from $2.59 on Thursday to $2.99 yesterday 😑

I’ve been really bad about taking pictures of food or just deciding to live in the moment. 🤷🏾‍♂️ but it was good. I made some egg noodles and some quick vinegar slaw to go with it.

Let me get off this couch and make these beef tips

Babygirl in the white could bite a branch off ya family tree.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

If he'd actually unlocked that weight and tried it, he'd shit up his back like a baby.

When Ms Jerry slapped the shit outta Martin at the DMV 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was hanging out with my aunt that came into town my pops and two of my cousins on Sunday and we were going over old photos and some of those relatives looked like they could have been extras in Harlem Nights or secretly Italian or something 😂.

Made some wings tonight.

Sometimes the skyline comes together perfectly.

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The sandwich spot by me had jerk chicken tortas for the special today.

That sandwich was hitting!

Made a batch of pistachio chocolate chip cookies. First tray came out great. I put the second one in and decided to answer some emails, of course I got stuck researching an answer and forgot about the second tray. 😭

Coworker of mine had a fly last name and got married and changed it to some crazy German last name. 😭

Just finished up bowling. Third game was terrible but my teammates carried me so I was able to clinch the last game and total pins for us in the 10th frame.

I just opened a vacuum sealed pack of corn I prepped back in August and it’s so good.

I’m making sure to preserve more food this year.

All these male figure skaters dressed like Final Fantasy villains.

They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.

Newsome is like the Raiders, you're never getting two positive plays in a row.

Happy birthday!

A barber did that to me like 8 years ago because my usual guy was out.

Hairline was looking like Rotten Robbie from LazyTown 😭

There’s no way to answer this and not come off as an unhinged freak.

I miss the days when the most surprising thing you found out about celebrities is that they were really short.

They fired allum, remember?

I made the mistake of looking at her account, in between the bad food takes are some out there political takes. So it tracks.