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Marcus Ahnve

@mahnve.bsky.social

Selfemployed software engineer. Enjoys golf, sailing, weight lifting, skiing. Arsenal and Denver Broncos fan.

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Latest posts by mahnve.bsky.social on Bluesky

The radio at the doctor's office is playing Accepts "Fast As a Shark". Happily surprised.

09.01.2026 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Screenshot of prompt

I configured my Starship prompt to look more my previous Tide one:

www.marcusahnve.se/posts/2026/m...

04.01.2026 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close-up, low-angle shot of a machine gun on a military helicopter. The words "WARNING GUN WILL FIRE IF ROTATED BY HAND" are written on the weapon's casing.

A close-up, low-angle shot of a machine gun on a military helicopter. The words "WARNING GUN WILL FIRE IF ROTATED BY HAND" are written on the weapon's casing.

junior dev: can you please give me an example of useful comments in my code?

Me: sure, good comments look like this โคต๏ธ

18.08.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will AI Code Create MOUNTAINS Of Technical Debt? | @trishagee.bsky.social & @stevesmithtech.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ

WATCH HERE: youtu.be/oz7aIFfHXRw

01.08.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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bugs bunny and daffy duck are holding a sign that says `` we 're ok '' . ALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are holding a sign that says `` we 're ok '' .

Rory

13.04.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kรถrde min konsultprofil genom automatisk รถversรคttning frรฅn engelska, och bรถrjade skratta nรคr jag sรฅg denna rad:

Teknik: Kotlin, vรฅren, kafka, postgresql, aws, vila

Vรฅren och vila รคr underskattade jรคmfรถrt med Spring och REST.

18.03.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of oceanic next hyprpanel theme

Screenshot of oceanic next hyprpanel theme

I created a Oceanic Next theme for Hyprpanel: git.sr.ht/~mahnve/ocea...

23.02.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Agile Alliance joins PMI: www.businesswire.com/news/home/20... .

Sort of like when Marc Almond received his OBE.

09.01.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ja, vi รคr redo att รฅka till Ukraina med vapen! โ€“ Taktisk.se

Ja, vi รคr redo att รฅka till Ukraina med vapen!
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28.12.2024 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Don't focus only on prevention. Become excellent at recovery.

#DevOps #agile #SoftwareDevelopment

14.12.2024 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a fur coat is talking about brothers what we do in life echoes in eternity ALT: a man in a fur coat is talking about brothers what we do in life echoes in eternity
13.12.2024 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"We can hurt you in other ways"

11.12.2024 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On this day in 2004, IBM announced that it would sell its PC division to Lenovo ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ Since then, quality has gone down for Thinkpad. It is now just following what Apple is doing. IBM had a fully industrial design team for the iconic brand back in the old days. It is sad to see such a legacy ruined

09.12.2024 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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09.12.2024 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt

weird interaction with a student this week. they kept coming up with weird "facts" ("greek is actually a combination of four other languages") that left me baffled. i said let's look this stuff up together, and they said ok, i'll open a search bar, and they opened... ch*tgpt

and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here"

the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine

with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world

but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED

and i was like "this is not a search bar" and they were like "yes it is, you can search for anything in here" the thing that made me feel crazy is like. every kid that's using this as a browser is getting new BESPOKE false "facts." this isn't "a widespread misconception about X that stems from how it's taught in schools." each individual kid is now hooked into a Nonsense Machine with the "widespread misconception about X" you can start at a baseline. like, ok, in tenth grade we all talk about X thing from history, and that leaves us with some misguided concepts about X, but we can correct that as students get broader understandings of the world but with this, each child is getting UNIQUE wrong facts they are SURE are correct... because they did what we told them to do! they "looked it up"! they got it from somewhere! it's not a kid making up a belief on hearsay and assumption... it's something they think they LEARNED

this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me.

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he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood

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it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors

this kid was extremely combative with me, and i understood why. i was sitting in front of him and telling him that the internet, a computer, technology, all these supposedly authoritative things... were wrong. and that i, one person, was right. he basically *couldn't* believe me. 8 135 3.8K 97K ... stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h he decided that i was simply a teacher who'd made a mistake. he could check it, after all! he could look it up! he could find the REAL facts. i obviously hadn't done that, i was just an adult who'd decided i was smarter than him. hence the defensiveness. like i said: i understood 5 760 3.2K 82K stillorangecrushed @stilloranged. 7h ... it was so fucking rough. i did my best, but i am one person trying to work against a campaign of misinformation so vast that it fucking terrifies me. this kid is being set up for a life lived entirely inside the hall of mirrors

Well this is grim

06.07.2024 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13405    ๐Ÿ” 5329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 377    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1099

Stallone: I'm making a documentary about composers. I'm playing Vivaldi.
VanDamme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: *takes deep breath*

02.11.2024 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 509    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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the audacity. lol. #linux #windows

26.11.2024 09:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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the irony ๐Ÿ˜

20.11.2024 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you really care about productivity, why aren't you examining the value of mandatory code review? I know this is my least popular take, but it remains unclear to me that it improves quality commensurate to cost, and it's the most unquestioned shibboleth in tech today

18.11.2024 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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WebVM 2.0: A complete Linux Desktop Environment in the browser via WebAssembly WebVM is a full Linux environment running in the browser, client-side. It is a complete virtual machine, with support for persistent data storage, networking and, as of todayโ€™s release, Xorg andโ€ฆ

WebVM is a complete Linux desktop environment that runs in WebAssembly in the browser โ€” and uses Tailscale for networking. Congrats to the team on releasing version 2.0!

14.11.2024 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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