kingcraiter.bsky.social

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

I refuse to learn about the monkey or I will surely cry

Fake fighting game Vs screen. On the left is a kinda buff frog guy. On the right is a monster that looks like a spooky mask with horns and teeth and hair coming out from behind it.

I'm in a wee #magicthegathering tournament on discord and I wanted to make a VS screen for each matchup so here's the first one! My frog deck VS some scary Qarsi business 👹 #versusscreen #mtgart 🐸

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

Drawing of a little wizard. He's mostly cape and hat, with two yellow eyes visible under the shadow of his hat.

drew a lil guy to stick on my pauper deck box 🧙

Black and white design for the Magic the Gathering card "Weathertop / Deserted Temple"

Black and white design for a Magic the Gathering card, the 'Shapeshifter' token. The art is of the Pokémon "Ditto".

Black and white design for the Magic the Gathering card "Shadow of the Enemy".

Black and white design for a Magic the Gathering card, a Horse token.

the middle of November seems like a good time to remember to post some of my faves from #tolktober this year 😅 all my entries were proxies or tokens for the Magic the Gathering LotR set 👁️

someone who understands my vision!

YouTube video by king craiter lo-fi beats that could placate a giant sea creature (probably)

fresh hot beats straight from the bin to the bottom of the sea youtu.be/3thuGXnpfFs

I feel like if I had a hat with the word "couch" on it, or a t-shirt with a pocket, or if I built a new commander deck, or if I put up a shelf then everything would be OK

YouTube video by king craiter lo-fi to listen to while a cat thinks about stealing your lunch

tried my hand at some lo-fi beats to eat lunch to (a cat is watching you eat the lunch) youtu.be/z-64Yp6Amlg

best of luck dude! 👍 smash it!

hey I made a TCG life tracker. it makes sound! did anyone ask for that? seriously did they?? tell them about it! this is the thing they asked for! tcg-life-tracker.netlify.app

why are we calling robots "clankers" when Battlestar Galactica already gave us the much more satisfying "toaster"

"There's still time to let us know about your recent order!" Oh shit oh shit is there??? Thank fuck!!! I was starting to panic because I thought I'd run out of time to let you know if I liked my burrito!!! it was fine. ohhhh thank fuck now I can relax

Hulk Hogan 5 minutes into hell:

Still from the Studio Ghibli movie Spirited away showing No Face showing food into his mouth. No face is labeled "Me" and the food is labeled "Stuff on the internet that makes me depressed"

Gaza is being deliberately starved to death in front of the whole world, and the only people being arrested over it are those who opposed the crime.

Clive's voice takes me out of it a wee bit but APRT FRM THAT it's perfect (and I'll get used to Clive)

I've been playing Expedition 33 and it's so hard to do literally anything else. It's so beautiful and fun and so MYSTERIOUS I'm so hungry for LORE

I wonder how the bounceback is going

爪切りが大嫌いな犬

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a braw day 🎉🎉🎉

a person interviewing an older japanese woman wearing a sun hat and keffiyeh and holding a handmade palestinian flag bag at a march for Gaza in Tokyo. the interviewer asks in Japanese: “do you think your voice can make change in the world?” 東京のガザのためのマーチで、人はおばあさんとインタビュウしています。人はおばあさんと質問している「自分の声で何か変えられるだとと思いますか？」

the woman responds in Japanese, with captions: “it’s not about changing the world” おばあさんは返事しています、「世界を変える事ではなくて」

“but not letting the world change you” 世界によって、自分が変えられないためである。

“i wouldn’t forgive myself for not speaking out” 私は許せないから、自分のために叫びます。

i love her sm 😭

Pulled Sephiroth on my first pack WHAT

Got into MtG just in time to get stupidly hype for the Final Fantasy cards and BABY I'M HYPED

Cursed distorted image of Lou Bega

It's Lou Bega