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I don't think he knows what lashing out means. I understand. He thinks Green Bay, Wisconsin is the best place to live in America and he brought the receipts! By god I can practically hear the stampede of humanity as they migrate to the Land of Supper Clubs and Stop N Go Lights.

02.03.2026 04:01 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

One trip to the Fryingpan and the reservoir, and you'll want to go back.

02.03.2026 03:58 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Ruedi Reservoir - Wikipedia

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02.03.2026 03:55 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!

02.03.2026 03:54 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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Fryingpan River - Wikipedia

Fryingpan River between Glenwood Springs and Aspen. Brown trout. Monsters.

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02.03.2026 03:52 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Bet your ass Israel is telling him only what they have to tell him. They know this admin is a security nightmare.

02.03.2026 03:49 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Howe Sound

Howe Sound

It was 15km, and over 400M of vertical. This view nearly killed me but it was so worth it.

This is the bay that Doc was always talking about when reminiscing about his old job at the Papermill.

02.03.2026 03:12 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I should add that every time I ask if Alabama is really necessary, my buddy @archaeopteryx2.bsky.social assures me Huntsville is a very nice place, and certainly better than Green Bay.

02.03.2026 02:41 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

The Packers are owned by 540,000 different stockholders. The population of Green Bay is 107,000. What keeps them in Green Bay is the executive committee.

02.03.2026 02:38 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

11 hrs after I insult Green Bay.Sam hits me with a US News poll. It's the best place to live! Same poll shows Huntsville, Alabama as the 2nd best.

I'm guessing the poll question was : After global nuclear war if all the food was in Green Bay, Wisconsin and Huntsville, Alabama, where would you live?

02.03.2026 02:33 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 2

And perch. And Old Fashioneds.

02.03.2026 02:11 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I've been meaning to check out the St Croix. They tell me it's spectacular. Untamed river. Paddler heaven. Great fishing.

02.03.2026 01:33 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Whoa

02.03.2026 01:25 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Am I allowed to announce that Trace and I will be participating in this fabulous show in Evanston, IL on 5/27? I hope so, because I’m very excited about it.

02.03.2026 01:20 — šŸ‘ 125    šŸ” 13    šŸ’¬ 4    šŸ“Œ 3
02.03.2026 01:14 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the post-apocalyptic dystopian wasteland thing might have been a little much.

02.03.2026 00:57 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Bears command respect. I bring spray and a Marlin 35rem when I go up the woods. You just never know. "They're black bears. They're more afraid of you than you are of them!"

Uh huh.

02.03.2026 00:37 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

It's reciprocal! My buddy from Indiana spends half of his year running the campground where I go in MN. May thru Sept. He says I'm one of the only Illinois people who come up there. "For some reason I have more problems with fucking Wisconsin people...."

hah!

02.03.2026 00:35 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

It was about the same size as the little one here. Came out of the woods as I was approaching at 65 mph, came up the embankment to the shoulder of the road, saw me coming a dashed back in the woods. Thought it was a dog at first. That little sucker really hauled ass back to the cover of the forest.

02.03.2026 00:32 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

One year, I missed the 53 cutoff at Eau Claire and went west for 20 miles before I realized my mistake. Zigzagged up 25 & 63 through the countryside and picked 53 back up near Spooner. Nice drive. In all the years I've been going up there, it was the only time a saw a bear. A juvenile near Spooner.

02.03.2026 00:18 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Spooner is fine. I have no problem with Spooner. Good perch and Old Fashioneds.

01.03.2026 23:39 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

First time in Lowry's career that he had back-to-back double-bogeys. Safe to say that was a massive choke job.

01.03.2026 22:48 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Lowry went to the 16th tee leading by 3. Splash tee shot. Double-bogey. 17th- Splash tee shot. Double-bogey drops him 2 back going to the 18th. Unreal,

01.03.2026 22:41 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 1

Shane Lowry. Holy crap. Talk about the wheels coming off.

01.03.2026 22:32 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I would be okay with that.

01.03.2026 21:59 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Ne doesn't have a plan beyond his next dump.

01.03.2026 21:31 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

"They're the best objectives. Big, strong soldiers come up to me with tears in their eyes and tell me "sir, your objectives are amazing." Once we meet these fantastic objectives we'll move on the the next objectives, which are also great ones."

"What are the objectives?"

"Who do you work for?"

01.03.2026 21:30 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, fuck that noise. Run along, Junior.

01.03.2026 21:01 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

- Artemis III will no longer land on the Moon; rather Orion will launch on SLS and dock with Starship and/or Blue Moon landers in low-Earth orbit.

Money shift to SpaceX

-NASA is working with SpaceX and Blue Origin to accelerate their development of commercial lunar landers for Artemis IV

Same

01.03.2026 19:55 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

He's also violating Article I Section 8 of the Constitution. Probably worth mentioning.

01.03.2026 19:48 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0