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A screenshot of a twitter post by @foone on October 26th, 2017. She posts "PQ2 death generator is live! make ol' Jim Walls say whatever you want." with a link to the site, and an included image: It's the death dialogbox from the Sierra adventure game Police Quest 2. It shows Jim Walls, a retired police officer, as a portrait on the left. The titlebar says "Jim shakes his head and says..." and there's "Restore", "Restart", "Quit" buttons. The text has been edited to read: "YOU CAN MAKE ME SAY THINGS ANYTHING YOU WANT i miss sierra games :("

for some reason back in 2017, I decided to make a website to make fake video game screenshots. This was a good idea and made a lot of people laugh.

Here's to the Death Generator, eight years and 270ish games later!

deathgenerator.com

I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.

they are eating my food dad

New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...

close up shot of a box of strawberries. a small black cat’s ears, eyes, and nose are visible, peering over the back of the box

the strawberry-wanter has logged on

nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

It's her, it's really THE Kate Bush omg

Mario Kart World Illustrations

There should be a smaller scale lottery. Like, I guess the number you’re thinking of and you give me $20

rumors have been going around recently that I can be killed with guns.
that is completely false so don't even bother trying.

Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog

This is great news, but it's so fucking wild this is considered a bold, or ambitious position. The people of Palestine deserve self-determination and political rights--like everyone on the planet.

Mistake.

mike is short for micycle

Monday feels

a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “

good morning friends 💚✨

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

average ICE agent

i’m joining the war of oligarchs on the side of throwing a chair into the ring

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

bring back duels to settle political beefs

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: “Hey is that Hank’s dick??”

Somebody please help me get a job at the Pokemon company I have a really good idea for a Pokemon (mewthree)

I 100% had this thought when it released, it’s so funny you mention that.

Which is ironically funny, because it highlights that they probably don’t really know what “productivity” looks like, it’s all just “number go up”, which is all a cosmic waste of time to baby someone’s ego into thinking they’re important.

A return to bloomburrow, hell or even just a remaster can’t come soon enough

I feel so lucky that it was my first set, since I started around release. Truly such a fun release.

there should be dipping sauces for sex