Selfie of me in a little red riding hood costume
Picture of me and my baby smiling. I’m dressed as little red riding hood and he is in a wolf costume. He’s the cutest little wolf cub the world has ever seen.
Tis the season!♥️🐺🌘
06.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Lmao I have no idea! But it’s really creepy because I’m talking about my child in it
12.09.2025 05:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of me with a wild ponytail because the baby grabbed my hair and tugged it. There is also a bruise on my chest from his past pinches.
The baby did my hair today
12.09.2025 02:43 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
We’re trying!🙏💜
08.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Light of my life💕
volume up for baby giggles and squawks
08.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🥰🥰🥰🥰
08.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of me in the backseat of our car next to the baby’s car seat. You can see his shoe. I’m smiling up at the camera in a white shirt with a red and white gingham sweater over my shoulder.
Picture of the baby smiling at me from his car seat as I smile at the camera after making funny faces to get him to smile💕
Picture of me holding my baby and smiling in a gingham sweater, white shirt, and strawberry print skirt. The baby is wearing a romper with a cat print and a colorfully striped blue hat. He is looking at the gourds behind us and not at the camera. The picture looks a little weird because I cropped my non-online friends out😹
Went to the cutest apple festival this weekend and had to wear my summery-est outfit I hadn’t gotten to wear yet because we’re running out of time!
(Least flattering crop of all time on the last pic)
08.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve never been happy on this level💕
08.09.2025 01:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He’s the smilingest!!
07.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you, love!!!🩷
07.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you!🩷
07.09.2025 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you, I agree!🩷
07.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🩷🩷🩷
07.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you!🩷🩷🩷🩷
07.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you!!!🙏 💜💜💜
07.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aww Max! You’ll always be the sweetest💜 I miss you lots!
07.09.2025 18:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Selfie of me with my new short hair. I’m wearing an off the shoulder yellow top.
Selfie of me with my new short hair. I’m wearing an off the shoulder yellow top.
Selfie of me and the baby boy. I’m making a goofy face and he’s smiling like an angel.
Picture of my husband holding the boy with his OSU cap on. They are both very happy🧡
I miss you all!🩷
The baby is 7.5 months old and cuter and sweeter by the second somehow. Oh and I got my mom hair cut. It’s so maternal. It’s mother. But not in like the cool “mother ate and left no crumbs and we’re starving” way.
11.07.2025 03:14 — 👍 56 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 0
Thank you!🩷 it’s nice to see you, too!
12.05.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you!!💜💜💜
12.05.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of me in the car with my baby’s face reflected in the mirror next to me. He’s asleep in his car seat.
Picture of me, my husband, and my baby. My face is half cut off by the frame and the baby is obscuring most of my husband’s face as he reaches for the phone because he wants to see himself better on the screen.
Selfie of me. My hair is half up and I’m wearing a fuzzy, blue sweater.
Selfie of me and the baby. I’m wrinkling my nose and he’s got his mouth open laughing at the faces I’m making.
It was a completely magical first Mother’s Day💕
12.05.2025 13:31 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
A screenshot of Sam Richardson in The Detroiters saying, “Happy Mother’s Day, you mothers”
I’m late, I know
12.05.2025 13:26 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That’s his default setting!🩷
12.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I keep feeding him! I don’t know how to stop😭
12.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good to see you, too! He’s a happy chap!🩷
14.04.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The baby being held up to the mint wall by his dad. His onesie is almost the same color. He is drooling and giggling.
Before your very eyes, the baby disappears into the wall…
14.04.2025 19:16 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
The baby all bundled up to go look at the birds at the feeders with his grandma.
My mother did not heed how sleepy this bean was and he started screaming as soon as they got outside. It’s the eyebrows. You have to listen to the brows. If they’re pink, he’s ready to sleep!
14.04.2025 18:29 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good!
14.04.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I hope everyone is staying safe in this weather!!
03.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
🥹🩷
03.04.2025 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
7 works now, even!
03.04.2025 02:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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